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topleybird 11-28-2022 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 4610722)
At the hospital they gave me a drug that stopped my heart, to re-set it.

Holy shit, the doctors really said



It's great that you're feeling better, but have you realized yet you're in a Philip K Dick story and this is how you find out you're an android?

vixnix 11-30-2022 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAlter (Post 4610898)
Please help yourself


I’m embracing this as my new theme song. Thank you. I will not disappoint myself by listening to other +44 songs

vixnix 11-30-2022 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by topleybird (Post 4610908)
Holy shit, the doctors really said



It's great that you're feeling better, but have you realized yet you're in a Philip K Dick story and this is how you find out you're an android?

Yeah haha. My husband works in IT and one of our kids is named after a famous computer guy. So he found the experience weirdly gratifying

Hopefully soon I’ll be at the part in the story where I find out that androids don’t need to hold down jobs to stay alive

smashingjj 11-30-2022 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 4610777)
what is you doing in berlijn?

I went over to kill Hitler!

LaBelle 11-30-2022 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 4610878)
Yes! Good to have this official confirmation. Is it unsurprising that it doesn’t work properly?

Awww
Hey, it's trying at least!

LaBelle 11-30-2022 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4611193)
I went over to kill Hitler!


Disco King 11-30-2022 09:21 PM

The reason that nobody has gone back in time to kill Hitler is because they actually have gone back in time to kill Hitler.

And it resulted in a timeline where somebody even worse than Hitler caused twice as many deaths.

And so time-travelers had to go back in time to prevent Hitler from being killed and restore the timeline.

At least that's the premise of my spec script Saving Private Hitler. I'm going to try to sell it to Paramount or Warner Bros. Discovery.

In the climax, it's revealed that this loop has happened thousands of times already.

yo soy el mejor 12-03-2022 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 4611169)
Yeah haha. My husband works in IT and one of our kids is named after a famous computer guy. So he found the experience weirdly gratifying

Hopefully soon I’ll be at the part in the story where I find out that androids don’t need to hold down jobs to stay alive

So your son is named either Charles, Herman, Steve, Bill, or Paul.

:mad:

yo soy el mejor 12-03-2022 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4611269)
The reason that nobody has gone back in time to kill Hitler is because they actually have gone back in time to kill Hitler.

And it resulted in a timeline where somebody even worse than Hitler caused twice as many deaths.

And so time-travelers had to go back in time to prevent Hitler from being killed and restore the timeline.

At least that's the premise of my spec script Saving Private Hitler. I'm going to try to sell it to Paramount or Warner Bros. Discovery.

In the climax, it's revealed that this loop has happened thousands of times already.

sounds like that Tom Hanks movie I didn't watch

vixnix 12-03-2022 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4611549)
So your son is named either Charles, Herman, Steve, Bill, or Paul.

:mad:

More along the lines of Richard, Theo, Donald, Ian etc

Disco King 12-03-2022 03:59 PM

I would have just named the kids after the computer itself.

"Come along, Hewlett, Dell, and ENIAC. Supper's ready."

Disco King 12-03-2022 04:00 PM

I couldn't go with "IBM." All the kids at school would call him "IBS."

ilikeplanets 12-03-2022 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4611549)
So your son is named either Charles, Herman, Steve, Bill, or Paul.

:mad:

I love how it's none of those

ilikeplanets 12-03-2022 04:58 PM

I was wondering where your inspiration for your boys' names originated. Definitely not common, but also not too off the wall. Formal, I guess is the word. No idea it was tech related, but maybe US brands are different.

ilikeplanets 12-03-2022 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4611580)
I would have just named the kids after the computer itself.

"Come along, Hewlett, Dell, and ENIAC. Supper's ready."

A friend of mine calls me Lexmark. Amusing enough.

vixnix 12-03-2022 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4611589)
I was wondering where your inspiration for your boys' names originated. Definitely not common, but also not too off the wall. Formal, I guess is the word. No idea it was tech related, but maybe US brands are different.

I wondered the same about your girls (beyond the obvious language connection! :) )

Only my younger son’s name is tech related…I probably shouldn’t have said famous computer guy because I guess he’s not super famous

ilikeplanets 12-03-2022 07:53 PM

My girls both have biblical first names and space themed middle names. I didn't even intentionally make them biblical as I'm not particularly fond of the Bible, but I like the general femininity and elegance that I feel they possess. My oldest was actually named after a song and a character in a book, and my mom mentioned that my youngest's name would be a good name for a child before I was even pregnant with her. So their first names were both picked out way ahead of time. And I can't entirely forget my LSD -laden past, so the hippy came out with their middle names.

vixnix 12-03-2022 08:36 PM

Ah right…! I only think of them as Hebrew names because I took ancient/Biblical Hebrew for a short time at uni and I remember them from vocab lists - I think we were going from Hebrew back to English so our teacher picked words we were likely to recognise. They are beautiful names!

ilikeplanets 12-03-2022 08:51 PM

Well, they are Hebrew names so you're not wrong! We all have a strong cultural identity.

teh b0lly!!1 12-04-2022 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4611590)
A friend of mine calls me Lexmark. Amusing enough.

my nickname lexapro cuz I talk like diarrhea

ilikeplanets 12-04-2022 04:06 PM

I got a lot of "my dad rides A Lexus lolol" in middle school

ilikeplanets 12-07-2022 01:02 AM

Del

Why so overshare-y tonight, planets?

yo soy el mejor 12-14-2022 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4611581)
I couldn't go with "IBM." All the kids at school would call him "IBS."

some racist young boy (likely with shitty white racist parents) named jeff bethke called me IBM in middle school. Itty Bitty Mexican, he said.

yo soy el mejor 12-16-2022 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4611588)
I love how it's none of those

jeeves!

yo soy el mejor 12-16-2022 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAlter (Post 4610898)
Please help yourself


yikes. bad song so bad.

and dude looks like gary busey in the still to top it off and his tongue looks like a butt

teh b0lly!!1 12-17-2022 04:55 AM

for me the angry grunts come from him perpetually having the same exact expression in every shot of him behind a microphone ever


ilikeplanets 12-17-2022 05:29 AM

Speaking of South Park, I listened to a South Park "iceberg video" (just learned about these) and I am thoroughly unimpressed. I haven't even watched the show in years and yet I kept this shit on for 45 minutes while I cleaned my kitchen. I would say these people have no life, but I guess I'd need to inklewd myself and I'm just not going there tonight.

ourruseoffools 12-17-2022 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4613152)
yikes. bad song so bad.

and dude looks like gary busey in the still to top it off and his tongue looks like a butt

Ok??? Irrelevant poster but ok??

vixnix 12-17-2022 02:57 PM

I liked it but then I also think “what’s my age again” is a classic for the ages and that the movie robocop is a great exploration of class struggle

ilikeplanets 12-17-2022 03:12 PM

She's not irrelevant, you're just a no0b, rusey

ilikeplanets 01-26-2023 11:27 PM

No, never mind.

Joey Goldberg 01-27-2023 12:33 PM

no planets

say it

DO IT

Joey Goldberg 01-27-2023 12:34 PM


FlamingGlobes 01-27-2023 12:59 PM

I was always more of a Road Rash guy

ilikeplanets 01-27-2023 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4616216)
no planets

say it

DO IT

No! I'm so tired of holding up this chat thread alone. I'll just let it sink back to the bottom.

Plasticine Rap Star 01-28-2023 06:47 PM

I want to go dancing through the sky kicking over clouds.

ovary 01-29-2023 10:21 PM

i'd rather have my hand in a bush than two birds

yo soy el mejor 02-02-2023 07:30 PM



i bought a bag of this stuff in the last chance clearance section of a grocery store. i couldn't stop thinking about it so i went back two days later and bought the last three bags. i have one left ;_; my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

online it's $69 for a pack of 12 (i paid $2.10 a bag)! WHA? guess i won't be getting anymore for a while. maybe for my birthday or something.

yo soy el mejor 02-03-2023 03:32 PM

thought i started my period but it was just red poop stain on the tp

=]


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