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FoolofaTook 04-23-2020 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4540569)
this one's for fulltoke


:(

so far this year i've blazed for a grand total of four days

:(


i have no idea when i'm going to get stoned again

:( :( :( :(

redbreegull 04-23-2020 05:18 PM

when covid-19 is over the whole board is immigrating to new zealand and we're all going to smoke mad weed there so

redbreegull 04-23-2020 05:19 PM

sorry labelle brazilian tour bus extravaganza was cancelled due to dictatorship :(

come to new zealand, it's the future there

LaBelle 04-23-2020 05:25 PM

That's absolutely fine, i've been looking for an excuse to get away from here.

yo soy el mejor 04-23-2020 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LaBelle (Post 4541297)
Adding someone to the ignore list really mostly just highlights exactly how much that person posts kinda defeating the purpose.

do what?

MyOneAndOnly 04-23-2020 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4541314)
sorry labelle brazilian tour bus extravaganza was cancelled due to dictatorship :(

come to new zealand, it's the future there

I would love to move to New Zeeland. Let's start a Tiny House village there!

redbreegull 04-23-2020 05:43 PM

Buzzard told me they have few immigration restrictions and they will be nice to us. I think we should all do it.

FlamingGlobes 04-23-2020 05:49 PM

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This message can't be viewed because LaBelle and redbreegull are on FoolofaTook's ignore list

LaBelle 04-23-2020 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4541329)
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Where's the downside?

MyOneAndOnly 04-23-2020 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4541328)
Buzzard told me they have few immigration restrictions and they will be nice to us. I think we should all do it.

cost of living there is similar to DMV

LaBelle 04-23-2020 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4541328)
Buzzard told me they have few immigration restrictions and they will be nice to us. I think we should all do it.

Buzz said that?!


MyOneAndOnly 04-23-2020 06:01 PM

Here's all the info, RBG!

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Moving from the USA
Looking for a change? Somewhere more relaxed, in a peaceful country where people look out for each other with services like subsidised healthcare? New Zealand could be just the place you’re looking for.

Find out how New Zealand compares to the USA, and how you can get a visa to experience our lifestyle.
https://www.newzealandnow.govt.nz/wh...usa#section--9

buzzard 04-23-2020 06:23 PM

If we could please get your upper arm circumferences, that would be much appreciated. It can take up to weeks to design a unique tribal pattern and this is especially so in the case of an influx.

MyOneAndOnly 04-23-2020 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4541341)
If we could please get your upper arm circumferences, that would be much appreciated. It can take up to weeks to design a unique tribal pattern and this is especially so in the case of an influx.

my upper arms are already tattooed

MyOneAndOnly 04-23-2020 06:30 PM

Keep Jacinda in President 2020


yo soy el mejor 04-23-2020 06:31 PM

Do we, really?

buzzard 04-23-2020 06:59 PM

I remember when Jacinda was a fresh candidate, campaigning in my electorate at twenty-eight.



She got towed around in a caravan, asking that people come up to her with questions and/or unkissed babies. I never would have guessed that she'd be taking the lead on dealing with our worst mass murder and a global pandemic crisis only about a decade later.

Shallowed 04-23-2020 07:29 PM

Sorry mates rich people only

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/...s-coming-to-nz

FoolofaTook 04-25-2020 11:56 AM

so im chilling here sippin on some coffee when my dad goes "blah blah blah MICHAEL CAMPBELL blah blah"


my gooch immediately tensed and i was like say who?!? and they were like michael campbell. and im like which michael campbell? my michael campbell?!?

and they were like yup.





Joey Goldberg 04-27-2020 02:02 PM

you sound surprised your parents were talking about a household name

Joey Goldberg 04-27-2020 02:05 PM

anyway, Wendy's spicy avocado BLT chicken sandwich is a fucking glorious lunch item


FoolofaTook 05-06-2020 03:01 PM

“I can’t see ’em coming from my eye, so I had to make this poem cry.”
—Jimmy McMillan, an incarcerated poet in California’s prison system

You can chain the body, the face, the eyes,
the way hands move coarsely over cement
or deftly on tattooed skin with needle.
You can cage the withered membrane,
the withered dream,
the way razor wire, shouts, yells, and batons
can wither spirit.

But how can you imprison a poem?
How can a melody be locked up, locked down?
Yes, even caged birds sing,
even grass sprouts through asphalt,
even a flower blooms in a desert.

And the gardens of trauma we call the incarcerated
can also spring with the vitality of a deep thought,
an emotion buried beneath the facades
deep as rage, deep as grief,
the grief beneath all rages.

The blood of such poems, songs,
emotions, thoughts, dances,
is what flows in all art, stages, films, books.

The keys to liberation are in the heart,
in the mind, behind the cranial sky.
The imagination is boundless,
the inexhaustible in any imprisoned system.

And remember—we are all in some kind of prison.

If only the contrived freedoms
society professes can flow from such water!

The path to peace is art,
arrows puncturing the phantoms
that haunt ghettos, barrios, trailer parks,
reservations, migrant camps,
homeless enclaves,
forcing poverty of things into
poverty of spirit.
Drugs, belief-systems, illusions
of a world magnitude,
are not as powerful or lasting
as the solidity of dreams.

So, when you can’t see a tear
drop from an eye,
let a poem cry,
the paper bleed,
an image or chant exorcise
the demons of despair.

The lifeline is inside each of us.

ilikeplanets 05-06-2020 03:02 PM

I've never seen terror like my daughter's when I emerged from the bathroom with a clay mask on. Poor thing.:rofl:

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 03:27 PM


yo soy el mejor 05-06-2020 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4543879)
I've never seen terror like my daughter's when I emerged from the bathroom with a clay mask on. Poor thing.:rofl:

i told myself i was gonna take a bath during this quarantine but i haven't taken one yet

i'm filthy

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 03:31 PM


Disco King 05-06-2020 03:59 PM

I actually kinda hate baths.

I don't understand how they are meant to be relaxing. How does anyone feel relaxed contorting themselves into a tub like that? Is any bathtub actually made to fit a standard-sozed human? I'm not even tall, I'm a fucking manlet.

And they are only nice and hot for a few brief moments. After that, the temperature drops to "not being hot enough to feel nice, but not being cool enough to not feel all sweaty and uncomfortable."

I also like the idea of the dirt and dead skin cells I'm cleansing myself of going directly down the drain, instead of just floating around me and becoming part of the broth I'm stewing in.

TL;dr: I'm team showers

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 04:01 PM

I agree. Showers are golden. Golden showers for everyone!

redbreegull 05-06-2020 04:09 PM

hey guys I fixed my drain so guess what that means!

FlamingGlobes 05-06-2020 04:33 PM

...

Golden showers for everyone?


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