what exactly did you do? i want all the sordid details.

pissed on the landlord's gamecube maybe

that's the only explanation i can think of

A guy on the news this morning said to leave the faucets dripping just a trickle to avoid frozen pipes. I don't want to take any chances so we've got that going. Plus, yeah. I can feel the gas bill getting higher.

I hate being confined like this, too. I wish I had thought to buy some wine or whisky when I was out yesterday. :[

Has anybody ever moved without losing their deposit? They will always find something.

You can steam-clean the goddamn carpets, and they'll still tell you "sorry, we had to clean the carpets."

Might as well just have the time of your life pissing landlords off and on Gamecubes anyway.

That's a definite no

I got my full deposit ($600) back after living in my apartment for a year.

i spent a week scrubbing that fucker down though. the oven was something else (i cooked a turkey therein).

are you redbreegull? no your not, are you now?

THAN YOU DIDN"T THINK OF THAT EXPLAINATION!!!

well I woke up in a small puddle of my own blood after a night of drinking one day, freshly dried and irreversible damage

W/r/t Bundy I'm pretty sure he had a "reason" for killing, and that reason is complete psychopathy and narcissism and no impulse control, amongst other serious mental/mood/behavioral disorders. It's not really something ordinary people can even begin to relate to, so it makes him one of the most monstrous imo.

how do you know he didn't think of it prior to reading breeg's post, then saw that breeg had ALSO Thought of it?

FOOL!

so you're helping ass cream steal breeg's thunder?

just like you stole mine when i shut down the chat thread with that judge judy gif.



nice.

good lord, you're really "fixated" with that, aren't you.

a) i made the post before you put up the gif

b) smashing jug johnson quoted my post

CASECLOSED!

Closed already? Shortest-lived chat thread ever.

not this chat thread

the other chat thread

the one where they claimed to know what i was doing in the chat thread before that

I don't know what I'm doing in ANY chat thread

she died

:(

In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!

bumfaced

i didn't say i thought of that explanation.
i'm saying it's the only explanation i can think of.
implying that, considering my extreme brain power, it is very likely that there are no alternative possible explanations.

more lies

how the fck did i get labelled ovary in this quote, lol?

Took, when I run for POTUS I'm gonna tap you for Vice

what in the fuck I have no idea

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

I must have mquoted that ovary fellow recently?

and the presidential campaign hasn't even begun...

Sad!

Don't get cocky, Marola. You may be peaking but this is my board, make no mistake. I will bury you.

well, that would explain why the main banner is of their SHITTY ALBUM A DOOR