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FoolofaTook 09-30-2020 10:25 AM

This guy is completely crazy!

And you have to see what he did because he might have just found the miracle that all
men who ever wished for a bigger manhood have been waiting for.

He was forced to cut off his little dinky but what happened next led him to discover the
real way to double his Johnson’s length and girth.

Yes, the guy is fine, yes his manhood survived and oh boy, even more so, he added 3.4’’
on his manhood.



This is absolutely insane, you have to see it!

Don’t worry, you won’t have to cut off your little guy!

In fact, this method it’s all natural, takes less than a minute per day for just a few weeks
and you can do it at home too.

Now, I won’t lie to you, I’m not sure if you’ll be able to see how he did it.

When I sent this message, his findings were still online, but I heard he’s being forced to
take everything down.

Apparently he pissed off some dudes from the adult movies industry.

So if his findings are online, grab them now, don’t wait!

Best of luck to you!

wHATcOLOR 09-30-2020 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4561167)
i still haven't finished my beer


are there dead insects floating in it by this point?

are you just savoring the flavor, or is it a really gigantic beer?

enjoy!

wHATcOLOR 09-30-2020 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4561174)
I really feel like throwing that beer of his on the ground, I want to god damn sleep in my bed again.

slept a number of hours on the ground here, people were apparently annoyed, police came over and tried to get me out. they did not succeed.

but yes can you please finish your beer for fuck sake. I think the army is outside. welcome to the Netherlands.



oh crap you are still there too! any update on when we think the beer might be finished? wishing the two of you godspeed

smashingjj 10-20-2020 06:25 PM

I became a grown-up today.

I bought a vacuum cleaner.

:cry:

yo soy el mejor 10-21-2020 05:30 PM

i became an old lady last friday

i crocheted a coaster (and did a bad job :D)

Cool As Ice Cream 10-23-2020 08:55 AM

It's definitely going to be a low-key Halloween for most people this year, so movie marathons are definitely going to be key to satisfying ones urge of embracing the spooky season!

Cool As Ice Cream 10-23-2020 04:27 PM

D E F I N I T E L Y
G O I N G
T O
B E

Cool As Ice Cream 10-23-2020 04:28 PM

O N E S
U R G E
O F
E M B R A C I N G

Cool As Ice Cream 10-23-2020 04:29 PM

just something to think about.

-- the party queen

yo soy el mejor 10-26-2020 04:47 PM

can't make movies spooky enough for me

FoolofaTook 10-28-2020 10:11 AM

Salaam,

So I went to Termessos today. While I was stumbling around the ruins, I maintained a stoic exterior tho my heart within my soared with this song, which reminded me of this most dearest board:

Climb every mountain!
Ford all the streams!
Follow every rainbow!
Until your father creams!




:D :2thumbsup :D

MyOneAndOnly 10-28-2020 07:07 PM

I want to move to Ísland


Quote:

The Minister of Tourism, Industry, and Innovation, the Minister of Justice and the Minister of Finance and Economic Affairs have put in place measures to enable non-EEA foreign nationals to reside in Iceland for up to six months and telework for foreign companies. With the measure, those foreign citizens, who are exempt from the visa requirements, will be allowed to apply for a long-term visa in Iceland for teleworkers and bring their families without having to move their legal domicile to the country or obtain Icelandic ID numbers.

https://www.government.is/news/artic...HRQIWpm5HCBQRU

teh b0lly!!1 10-29-2020 02:44 AM

hmm interesting

you silo indeed

smashingjj 10-29-2020 08:28 AM

hey teh_b0lly!!1

been a while! what have you been up to? how's Japan these days?

smashingjj 10-29-2020 08:28 AM

lots of SARS there?

smashingjj 10-29-2020 08:33 AM

i was a wondering, are you a music engineer?

Cool As Ice Cream 10-29-2020 10:33 AM

have you considered volunteering?

yo soy el mejor 10-29-2020 12:55 PM

my 25 year-old baby brother is marrying his 42 year-old girlfriend this sunday @_@

i asked my mum if the gf had any relatives and she said her parents were both dead, but she has a 56 year-old brother :B LOL my brother's in-law is nearly the same age as our parents. the big sis in me wants to give him a hard time about it, but that's his life, man, and he's a big boy now so there's no point in hurting his feelings even in jest. in 8 years she's gonna be 50, though (and i'll be one year older than she is now)! but age ain't nothin' but a number or something. oh gosh! she better not make him unnecessarily sad because i will hit an old lady for that.

edit: i ain't ever met the broad since they met soon after i got married and that's the last time i've seen him. saw her on a zoom call though and she seems nice enough. i just wonder what she wants with my l'il bro cause that's my baby brother right there.

def gonna consider volunteering now

run2pee 10-29-2020 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4563861)
my 25 year-old baby brother is marrying his 42 year-old girlfriend this sunday @_@

i asked my mum if the gf had any relatives and she said her parents were both dead, but she has a 56 year-old brother :B LOL my brother's in-law is nearly the same age as our parents. the big sis in me wants to give him a hard time about it, but that's his life, man, and he's a big boy now so there's no point in hurting his feelings even in jest. in 8 year she's gonna be 50, though (and i'll be one year old than she is now)! but age ain't nothin' but a number or something. oh gosh! she better not make him unnecessarily sad because i will hit an old lady for that.

edit: i ain't ever met the broad since they met soon after i got married and that's the last time i've seen him. saw her on a zoom call though and she seems nice enough. i just wonder what she wants with my l'il bro cause that's my baby brother right there.

def gonna consider volunteering now

Omg do u think we need to intervene here to Save Our Children???

yo soy el mejor 10-29-2020 03:54 PM

that's what i need to know! are you 42 or have you ever been 42 before?

run2pee 10-29-2020 04:17 PM

Nope not yet, hope to be one day, tho

Does she have any links to the enertainment industry and/or washington? Does she even believe in the Lord?

yo soy el mejor 10-29-2020 04:40 PM

omg she def does not believe in the lord. she's a nurse and they're getting married in a cemetery omg. i knew my little bro liked anime and was into some anime nerd stuff but i didn't know it was this deep. i can't even right now...

yo soy el mejor 10-29-2020 04:44 PM

my moms is probably real jealous inside. apparently my lil bro told her several months ago this woman is the best thing that's ever happened to him and when my mother told me she said, "he's never said that about me" :[

in my head I was all like YEAH THAT WOULD BE WEIRD, DAMN

MyOneAndOnly 10-29-2020 06:53 PM

if they're happy and they have a healthy relationship it's not a big deal.

my GF is 17 years younger than me. The age difference rarely ever comes up between us, and I don't think people really notice it (most people think I'm a lot younger than I am). Except she has younger siblings in High School, which freaks me out sometimes.

buzzard 10-29-2020 11:34 PM

FuzzyStars.net are offering pretty decent odds on this chat turning sour.

Disco King 10-30-2020 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4563873)
my moms is probably real jealous inside. apparently my lil bro told her several months ago this woman is the best thing that's ever happened to him and when my mother told me she said, "he's never said that about me" :[

in my head I was all like YEAH THAT WOULD BE WEIRD, DAMN

That some Jocasta complex shit.

Disco King 10-30-2020 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4563908)
FuzzyStars.net are offering pretty decent odds on this chat turning sour.

Don't worry. If it does, I'll cut the tension by telling that joke I know.


smashingjj 10-30-2020 08:02 AM

my friend (band drummer)'s father just died of corona and she has it herself, too. he was in very bad health already but of course it's tough for her. she's an only child and now has to somehow take care of everything concerning her dad's death in quarantine.

Cool As Ice Cream 10-30-2020 08:47 AM

:(

ilikeplanets 10-31-2020 12:57 PM

Damn, I'm so sorry for her. I fucking despise this virus.

yo soy el mejor 11-02-2020 04:37 PM

my granny has it and it really cheeses me off at my family because they were irresponsible and acting as if family gatherings were nbd and family germs don't count. v glad i don't live in the state.

anyway, any richies got some extra money lying around to help feed the homeless and people with food insecurity?!

WEST GARFIELD PARK — A restaurant serving fresh, hot soul food has opened on the West Side — and all the food is free.

The Healthy Hot Free Meals restaurant provides free food for people in need and those impacted by the coronavirus pandemic. Founder Jermaine Jordan is raising money on GoFundMe (https://www.gofundme.com/f/25eyr92yyo) so he can continue providing food to anybody who needs it.

For Jordan, the free meals are a way to improve food access in one of the communities hit hardest by the pandemic. Many businesses in West Garfield Park shut down over the summer, driving up the already staggering rates of unemployment and poverty in the area.

But many people were struggling to find healthy and affordable food to eat since long before the pandemic, Jordan said.

“Every day people come. They’re hungry. They want food and groceries because around here… it’s a food desert. You gotta go to Oak Park to get nice food,” Jordan said.
Jermaine Jordan preparing meals.

Jordan had been feeding community members even before he opened Healthy Hot Free Meals.

Jordan was regularly bringing meals to homeless encampments near Harrison Street and California Avenue, and to two shelters in the area. He also owns a neighborhood carwash, White Diamond Bubbles, 4532 W. Madison. Since many people experiencing homelessness often gathered around his business, he started making more and more food for them.

Taking care of the community has always been a core value for Jordan. His father was a chef who taught him to cook, so feeding people is his way of showing care for those in need. He is a West Side native who grew up in the Henry Horner public housing project in a family with 19 children.

“I knew what it meant to share and have the heart to help other people,” he said.

The Healthy Hot Free Meals restaurant was launched with profits earned at his carwash. A fundraiser to sustain the free restaurant has gathered more than $13,000, but Jordan is hoping to raise more money since the need for food in the area has only intensified as the pandemic resurges.

“It’s bigger than the pandemic. Even before, I was going out and feeding the homeless. But the pandemic made it worse,” he said.

The restaurant has also been helping provide hotel accommodations to people experiencing homelessness who have been exposed or infected with COVID-19 and need to isolate, Jordan said.

Jordan hired six employees to help run the restaurant. Many of the workers are people Jordan fed when they themselves were experiencing homelessness. A handful of volunteers also pitch in.

On a typical day, Jordan’s team gives away about 600 meals, and they pass out warm clothes and groceries to those who need them. But in recent days, the number of people coming for food has risen substantially.

A typical menu at the Health Hot Free Meals restaurant includes baked chicken, pot roast, potato salad, fresh veggies, beans and rice. Twice a week, Jordan cooks barbecue ribs. For dessert, Jordan makes peach cobbler and banana pudding.
Healthy Hot Free Meals passes out groceries to those who need them.
Provided

The restaurant also provides food for residents at a nearby senior center, Jordan said. Many older folks struggle to get groceries since there are few local, safe and accessible markets.

“I prepared 40 meals for the people there, but it still wasn’t enough,” he said. “So I made it my business today to make sure they had enough food after I fed the homeless people this morning.”

The Healthy Hot Free Meals restaurant is open 10 a.m.-5 p.m. daily at 4100 W. Madison St.

The Healthy Free Hot Meals restaurant aims to raise $100,000 to pay for rent, utilities, wages and food supplies to keep feeding West Side residents. You can donate online.

Jordan is also seeking volunteers and donations of food and groceries. You can reach him for more information by emailing [email protected].

toase 11-12-2020 09:59 PM

I don't know if I'm old
or it's the 16 hours of work
maybe both
but I'm tired
/offmychest

run2pee 11-12-2020 10:27 PM

16 hrs is long af

i do about 8 physical 8 brainwork myself

It sux fux, barely even get a chance to be cancer on the SP community, anymore

toase 11-13-2020 07:03 PM

I'm so tired I'm feeling high, it's weird
It's like there is a peace now

FoolofaTook 11-16-2020 10:20 AM

I'm in Izmir now. They have beautiful mosques, delicious roasted eggplant, and defaced pictures of Macron conveniently plastered on the sidewalks for public stomping.

smashingjj 11-16-2020 10:24 AM

lol.

did you see wilders too?

yo soy el mejor 11-16-2020 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toase (Post 4565384)
I'm so tired I'm feeling high, it's weird
It's like there is a peace now


yo soy el mejor 11-16-2020 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4565269)
16 hrs is long af

i do about 8 physical 8 brainwork myself

are you working 80 hours a week or something?

yo soy el mejor 11-16-2020 06:09 PM

...just a reminder to consider gifting your regularly scheduled mail carrier if you can swing it. they might even accept baked goods depending on how they feel about germs and their trust level.

don't do a christmas gift, though, cause they might not celebrate the holiday. obvs.

reprise85 11-16-2020 06:22 PM

what's the best way to gift, just some cash? my mailbox doesn't have a flag or anything to indicate a "letter" to send, gonna have to think of something creative so none of my neighbors yoink it


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