shelter in place, man. social distancing

i feel most like a woman when i am engaging in hand to hand combat

foofytook is sexist as hell thinking ladies can't be tough and ladies at the same time

he wants a babushka like his mother to iron his shirts and cover her ankles like worm

Are you proposing?

oh i see how it is. you want to wrassle with manly strangers but we can't sit at a respectful distance from each other in a beauty saloon?

my upstairs neighbor (there's only one other apartment) kid is coming over later for a play date. i told the mom recently i'd be happy to help her daughter with homework or give her a break once in a while and she took me up on it. i saw the 7 year old over last weekend and she was blowing bubbles next me talking about how we need to get some snacks, watch youtube videos, and "chill". she thinks i'm so cool :cool: i bought some chips and am gonna get her to help me make cookies. we ain't watching youtube videos, though, cause she can do that at home. i'm tired already.
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aw

did you stumble onto varg vikernes's compound?

That’s not allowed, is it? Or are u all like 1 family unit based on how the buidling is laid out? Don’t think u can have ppl just over for like play dates where we are, i would know given it’s like the greatest source of sadness for the kids in our house

we share common spaces (like the vestibule and backyard) and see each other a lot. the mother came to our apartment the other day to use our printer for her daughter's homework and we were sitting with them in the backyard over the weekend. i guess we operate like a family unit in that we were already exposed enough to each other to not be too worried. she's just coming downstairs and she was in here the other day to say hello to our cats.

my next door neighbors (who own the whole building) are on some other shit, though, and are regularly inviting over adults and random kids i've never seen over for bonfires and junk. we got them to move back inside last night by blasting suck a polar bear's dick out the back window.

And then everyone gave you a standing ovation?

You don't get it. The rules don't apply to me.

ikr

Have you tried severing a limb?

This could be it.

now look here guy. i specified that my proposal for hand to hand combat was to be for after the quarantine is lifted. you made no such specification. and now you’re guilting me for trying to adhere to social distancing practices? i don’t think so. homey don’t play that

So ... that's a yes on perms after the quarantine?

that’s gonna be a no from me dawg

Dyn-o-mite!

where do you get off making that gesture to topleybird, Fool?

no no you get it all wrong. i am the poor, suffering kitty kat. and the middle finger belongs to the cruel wahtcolor.

:(

you and your country club mentality. oh woe to me!

In this issue of Wolverine from 1992…



…Logan disguises himself to infiltrate a group of eco-terrorists by closely cropping his hair and putting on some sunglasses. His disguise is nearly ruined several times throughout the day because his hair keeps growing back toward its normal haircut. It always stops at his standard look, though, down to stopping at his usual facial stubble. In short I agree with buzzard that it's best to take your healing factor to the next level and really, really damage yourself.

HTH!

Help Took's Hobbit?

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