Ban Catherine Wheel for stealing the "Soy Sauce" name. I came up with that.

I am better at coming up with nicknames than Kimani Shorter is, and I also make superior threads about the band Catherine Wheel, and also I am much better at the guitar than Kimani Shorter.

I've also created a better cult and have had more people suicide themselves than Kimani Shorter has.

That is kind of funny and ridiculous and ironic image . A panel of autistic/ mentally impaired mods deciding my fate on here.

The worst part about CatWheel is how dreadfully boring he is. It seems to me that once you've read one CW post, you've basically read them all

Andyslash might be in need of a helmet as much as Erica once was. I don’t want him to hurt himself by thinking too hard about stuff

shut the fuck up

It was wrong that your parents (Gary Shorter and Gretchen Roberts Shorter) said those things to you, Kimani. Parents should never say those kinds of things to their children.

I understand you are angry, but that is no reason to say those things about other people, like AdminGod Andy, who has been gracious enough to let you post here.

Andy will have to be out of the panel meeting. He’ll just be taking notes from the side

If they ******* Andy the meeting will take way longer. It will run overtime

i see you wanting to pull rank there, CW.

do it.

pull rank!

for an autistic person cw sure doesn't know what being autistic looks like. mods might be k-r-a-z-y but aint none of us autistic

whatever cdub, didn't have to be this way but you evolved into a clueless predatory jackass. booo-urns

Even though I do not agree with the verbal put-downs Gary Shorter and Gretchen Roberts Shorter said to Kimani as a child, I still think that Kimani should listen to Gary Shorter and Gretchen Roberts Shorter when they tell him to quit his quiz endeavours and to do something worthwhile instead. Gary Shorter and Gretchen Roberts Shorter only want what is best for Kimani Shorter.

flirting with women or fooling around with women that are already with someone has become an issue and that’s something I need to accept. Something I’m truly in denial of. They haven’t alway been like that but more lately they are. I don’t know what soy sauces real life is like but there is a level of sinisterness mischief gone too far to her and she really is like some women I’ve actually known recently. I don’t date or even flirt with nice women. And maybe that’s a problem

Nobody cares / believes you.

That is all.

You can believe what you want but I’ve known enough spider women / parasites / tricksters to know that I clearly see it in her

Nobody cares / believes that, too.

I would even go as far as to say that she has the look of a witch. There is something definitely witchy about her. And on here she clearly shows it.

Guess how many people I think are going to care about or believe that.

I don’t want dubs banned. He’s the most entertaining thing since trots

I do believe the bit about parasites, though.

I’m saying this from a distance cus I’ve been dating women since I started this stuff with her on here. It’s just more an observation

lifting the mask from a local clown feeling down like him

HI MONTY

I’m gonna have to pull colcannon rank here on you and tell you that your kale can fuck right off out of this dish

How to ruin any dish

1. Add kale

srsly. and it's so odd when he tries in vain to say things he thinks will bother me...even that's boring.

i must really trigger something in the little dude though.

You gonna see it today or this wknd or what?

Next weekend. I tend to wait for the crowds to die down, and also I am a little busier than normal this weekend (which is probably a good thing).

Them are fighting words!

Somebody must've fucked up your kale, because kale can be tasty when done right.

The first step is making sure your kale is cooked and not crunchy.