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Joey Goldberg 07-15-2020 03:19 PM

cyberbuttrock

Disco King 07-15-2020 03:20 PM

Squats and oats, my friend. Squats and oats.

Joey Goldberg 07-15-2020 03:21 PM

if i'm really gonna sit through a cyberbuttrock anthem though, at least let it be this one


yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4553073)
Squats and oats, my friend. Squats and oats.

peanut butter and deadlifts

Disco King 07-15-2020 03:48 PM

Peanut butter in oatmeal, with squats and deadlifts.

And then tuna on crackers and beans.

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4553082)
Peanut butter in oatmeal, with squats and deadlifts.

And then tuna on crackers and beans.

hell yeah and fistfuls of blueberries and pomegranate seeds and homemade fish sticks made of mahi mahi and crushed macadamias as the crust and kale salads with toasted chickpeas

cheat snack is greek yogurt with honey and toasted oats or lemon gelato or half a poptart

at least six small meals including pre-workout treat of banana and boiled egg whites

lots of pistol squats and deadlifts

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 04:33 PM

but squats, oats, and pb is a good start

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4553082)
And then tuna on crackers and beans.

i hope u don't mean together. would you make a bean paste and spread it on the cracker, too? or take forkful bites of beans between crackers and tuna?

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 04:40 PM

in case you or someone you love needs a haircut: https://www.hadviser.com/how-to-cut-your-own-hair/

reprise85 07-15-2020 04:46 PM

i've been making oatmeal with powdered PB, sugar free choc sauce, banana extract and cinnamon. shit's pretty good. i'd rather use regular PB but i cannot afford all those calories... the same thing with actual banana, banana and PB would be like double the calories and oats are already calorie dense.

FoolofaTook 07-15-2020 05:00 PM

Has your dad ever deepak'd your chopra?


run2pee 07-15-2020 10:57 PM

You all sound like my “healthy/workout” villagers right now. Got this ape driving me bannanans. Fucken Teddy, too. Stop talking to me about your glistening sweat! Wish i could make them leave but im too lazy to time travel or whatever, do the trick or whatnot

yo soy el mejor 07-16-2020 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4553112)
You all sound like my “healthy/workout” villagers right now.

pfft!

FlamingGlobes 07-16-2020 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4553122)
pfft!


Joey Goldberg 07-16-2020 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4553112)
You all sound like my “healthy/workout” villagers right now. Got this ape driving me bannanans. Fucken Teddy, too. Stop talking to me about your glistening sweat! Wish i could make them leave but im too lazy to time travel or whatever, do the trick or whatnot

jeez who gave this guy acid!

FlamingGlobes 07-16-2020 11:31 AM


yo soy el mejor 07-16-2020 11:50 AM



fried tortilla topped with refried beans, over easy egg, and homemade chipotle salsa with pan roasted potatoes on the side for b'runch


Joey Goldberg 07-16-2020 11:54 AM

damn son

Disco King 07-16-2020 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4553143)

For your dying pleasure, we are serving the very same acid that made us the men we are today!

Disco King 07-16-2020 11:59 AM


yo soy el mejor 07-16-2020 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4553154)
damn son


ikr

mxzombie 07-16-2020 12:06 PM

*chef's kiss*

Disco King 07-16-2020 12:11 PM

^^^I think he's hitting on you.

FlamingGlobes 07-16-2020 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4553153)


fried tortilla topped with refried beans, over easy egg, and homemade chipotle salsa with pan roasted potatoes on the side for b'runch



Joey Goldberg 07-16-2020 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4553168)


yo soy el mejor 07-16-2020 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4553171)


FoolofaTook 07-16-2020 01:56 PM


Joey Goldberg 07-16-2020 02:05 PM

the jolk is olver

FoolofaTook 07-16-2020 02:49 PM

oh contrare, the joke has just begun!

Joey Goldberg 07-16-2020 03:23 PM


FoolofaTook 07-16-2020 03:47 PM

"i get it. the joke is that you're a joke."
-y s e m



man, what crawled up her pooter? something pointy, no doubt!

mxzombie 07-16-2020 05:00 PM

wait, there's a joke here somewhere?

mxzombie 07-16-2020 05:02 PM


Joey Goldberg 07-16-2020 05:09 PM

yes, as your partner in crime stated, Took's existence is the running joke

mxzombie 07-16-2020 05:18 PM

took? this is all going way over my head.

mxzombie 07-16-2020 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4553198)
your partner in crime

and i'm not sure WHAT this is supposed to mean??!?

FoolofaTook 07-16-2020 05:23 PM

Get a load of this fellah, earning enough points for tonight's pegging.

You go, bro! You go!

mxzombie 07-16-2020 05:49 PM

whatever that means!

Joey Goldberg 07-16-2020 06:14 PM

don't ask me, i'm still trying to figure out what it means to "deepak a chopra"

FoolofaTook 07-16-2020 07:30 PM

lololol


so anywho, here's a pleasant follow up to the other day's bruhaha:




i was gallumphing yet again on the same route, wearing the same baby blue mini shorts when low and behold who should appear but THE SAME FEMALE TRIUMVERATE

this time the girl waved at me from afar so i waved back and then the mom nodded at me so i kinda bowed (almost lost my balance and fell over moms have that effect on a poor tookling hobbitson) and smiled back behind my mask and finally the grandma grinned and waved at me too. and waved back to her as well.


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