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rub_the_y 08-06-2010 08:19 AM

Why are o-boarders so damn ugly?
 
Classic examples of the pug fugly cockgobblers that live there:

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/3...usedhoodie.jpg
This guy looks like he'd stab u in a back alley and butcher you for organs

http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/a...yme011copy.jpg
token dyke hipster

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...oi/alert06.jpg
Props to him for farting on his bitches head

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/a...y10/Moi/Me.jpg
token ginger virgin

http://i32.tinypic.com/2ppfxpl.jpg
token hipster fag

http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/a...0724001229.jpg
token "hot" robert smith lookalike

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...6_795445_n.jpg
token "badass" douche (i wonder if that's his real smile)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._4713486_n.jpg
the next o-boarder to kill himself for being sad (i would too if my mother used a bowl to cut my hair)

The list goes on. While I realise that some of you assholes may post over there too, I do not at all apologise if you happen to appear in this thread. Your ugliness is comparable to a drooling retard, except for the fact that you can help it and the retards can't.

SpFission 08-06-2010 09:37 AM

There are a lot of ugly fucks on here too, possibly even uglier than some of the oboard mutants.

Gish08 08-06-2010 09:46 AM

Well, they are SP fans after all.

runnersdialzero 08-06-2010 11:27 AM

Post yourself and let me decide how good you look

lucid_interval 08-06-2010 11:31 AM

isnt the guy by the tank alex?

well i doubt any of you lot are any better, i think i know about 2 hot pumpkins fans.

lucid_interval 08-06-2010 11:37 AM

ginger guy framed all his cds, guess he doesnt listen to them then :banging:

thefinalcoda 08-06-2010 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rub_the_y (Post 3639058)
Classic examples of the pug fugly cockgobblers that live there:

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/3...usedhoodie.jpg
This guy looks like he'd stab u in a back alley and butcher you for organs


I feel like that would be kind of fair, now. You did place me in this thread, after all.

I'll sharpen my tools and wait for you in the alleys that you frequent. Hope to see you soon...

Kahlo 08-06-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucid_interval (Post 3639095)
isnt the guy by the tank alex?

well i doubt any of you lot are any better, i think i know about 2 hot pumpkins fans.

tis me soaking wet at a Scottish music festival a few years ago high on coffee etc

I've only met one beautiful SP fan in a bar in Glasgow. She asked me my favourite album and I blew it :(

thefinalcoda 08-06-2010 12:42 PM

The original poster basically stole your joke, too, for my picture. Quality work, right there.

Kahlo 08-06-2010 12:47 PM

Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys

Gish08 08-06-2010 01:12 PM

The saddest...

and I mean SADDEST

thing about SP fans are the ones who are basically agnostics/atheists. But they are so drawn in by Billy Corgan for whatever fucking reason that it's as though they change their world view over one man who once was in charge of arguably the grandest 90's band there ever was. It just goes to show you how dumb people can be, and how much of a twat Billy is. Don't get me wrong, the man has done some fucking amazing things, but wow. People who to this day are still joined at the hip psychologically speaking with this man freak me the fuck out. Might as well group them in with juggalos in terms of how people can be so blind.

SpFission 08-06-2010 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo (Post 3639115)
tis me soaking wet at a Scottish music festival a few years ago high on coffee etc

I've only met one beautiful SP fan in a bar in Glasgow. She asked me my favourite album and I blew it :(

What did you say, Machina?

Kahlo 08-06-2010 01:41 PM

I hedged my bets and said Adore, she loved Machina. She was the perfect women..I mean MACHINA :(

paranoid 08-06-2010 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gish08
The saddest...

and I mean SADDEST

thing about SP fans are the ones who are basically agnostics/atheists. But they are so drawn in by Billy Corgan for whatever fucking reason that it's as though they change their world view over one man who once was in charge of arguably the grandest 90's band there ever was. It just goes to show you how dumb people can be, and how much of a twat Billy is. Don't get me wrong, the man has done some fucking amazing things, but wow. People who to this day are still joined at the hip psychologically speaking with this man freak me the fuck out. Might as well group them in with juggalos in terms of how people can be so blind.

hipsters united.

lucid_interval 08-06-2010 02:56 PM

i would have said adore too

Twat Vomit 08-06-2010 03:01 PM

YES, IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING, AND MADE EVEN MORE UNACCEPTABLE BY THE FACT THAT NETPHORIA POSTERS ARE THE BASTION OF ATTRACTIVENESS.

samuel redman 08-06-2010 04:42 PM

most whores are rather attractive

samuel redman 08-06-2010 04:43 PM

on a side note i'd like to have sex with the red headscottish dude

june_soma 08-06-2010 07:56 PM

Thank GOD I'm beautiful. Or else, the shame! The HORROR!

rub_the_y 08-07-2010 02:31 AM

LAWL
Board Message
Look at these ugly mofo's trying to console each other with "You're not ugly, that poster must be really insecure blah fucking blah blah"

Don't post ur pic online if you aren't attractive, why is that so hard to understand?
Fucking lame hipsters.

soniclovenoize 08-07-2010 12:09 PM

I'd fuck all of em.

hnibos 08-07-2010 12:16 PM

please post your pic rub the y, i will reciprocate

Gish08 08-07-2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soniclovenoize (Post 3639284)
I'd fuck all of em.

I'M GOOD ENOUGH BUT I DON'T CARE ~~~

DiscoJon 08-08-2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rub_the_y (Post 3639058)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...6_795445_n.jpg
token "badass" douche (i wonder if that's his real smile)

Kahlo, why are you dressed like a fucking Nazi?

(could someone plz photoshop a Hitler 'stache and a Nazi armband on this Scottish asshole?)

Kahlo 08-08-2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiscoJon (Post 3639450)
Kahlo, why are you dressed like a fucking Nazi?

(could someone plz photoshop a Hitler 'stache and a Nazi armband on this Scottish asshole?)

The jacket is from the DDR, so you should be asking me why I'm dressed like a communist.

Trotskilicious 08-08-2010 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo (Post 3639115)
tis me soaking wet at a Scottish music festival a few years ago high on coffee etc

was it a nazi tank

Shallowed 08-08-2010 09:07 PM

:erm:

http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/boar...1281314076.jpg

Marqués 08-08-2010 10:04 PM

Reminds me of Carrie.

rub_the_y 08-08-2010 10:08 PM

http://i34.tinypic.com/a14sip.jpg

OMG SO HOTTTTT

hnibos 08-10-2010 09:24 AM

plz plz post a pic of yourself

The Jesus 08-10-2010 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rub_the_y (Post 3639058)

Isn't that the drummer???

Trotskilicious 08-10-2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet (Post 3639544)

awe they took it down

oh well i was going to say, thank god for paper bags!

vbshlofbvgos 08-10-2010 11:42 PM

better to cover up the the teeth when you smile honey

duovamp 08-11-2010 12:30 AM

I like how the fuggo bitches have to make sure they get their mailboxes in the shot to try and get any attention possible away from their busted faces.

duovamp 08-11-2010 12:31 AM

And by like, I mean am appalled by.

rub_the_y 08-11-2010 12:41 AM

^^Like this slag?

http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/a.../100_21281.jpg

Insecure much?

hnibos 08-11-2010 12:46 AM

i am dying to jack off to your pic

rub_the_y 08-11-2010 01:09 AM

fuck off hnibos u sick cunt

Reyngel 08-11-2010 02:45 AM

This is a truly great thread. Please keep it going.


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