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FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4304635)
I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon

As have all of us

ohnoitsbonnie 12-25-2016 12:16 PM

Let it be confirmed that i poop and also that they (the poops) look like demons

FlamingGlobes 12-26-2016 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4305062)
Let it be confirmed that i poop and also that they (the poops) look like demons

pics or GTFO

reprise85 04-29-2017 02:01 PM

'bout that time again

reprise85 04-29-2017 02:02 PM

for reference:

reprise85 04-29-2017 02:03 PM

i had a ton of insoluble fiber yesterday so i'm just preparing myself. had a 2 earlier

redbreegull 04-29-2017 02:04 PM

yesterday I ate a huge gyro and some falafel. let's see where this takes us

FlamingGlobes 04-29-2017 03:54 PM

I've been so regular lately that I'm worried I'm going to become known as "the guy who stinks up the employee bathroom at 10:20 every morning" at work.

reprise85 04-29-2017 04:06 PM

i farted at work today (it was a combo sneeze/fart, is there a name for those?) but it was a total sbd but luckily we keep air freshener in the front office and i was able to grab it at the first sniff of yuck. generally it's for stinky customers. my coworker was standing right there and did not seem to catch on to why i used the spray

reprise85 04-29-2017 04:08 PM

apparently the word is 'snart'

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 04:39 PM

i wish there was a mute button for entire threads, this is embarassing

smashingjj 04-29-2017 05:05 PM

it is the shits recently taken thread, what did you expect

smashingjj 04-29-2017 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4350278)
i farted at work today (it was a combo sneeze/fart, is there a name for those?) but it was a total sbd but luckily we keep air freshener in the front office and i was able to grab it at the first sniff of yuck. generally it's for stinky customers. my coworker was standing right there and did not seem to catch on to why i used the spray

I actually said 'snart' aloud half a second before I saw it was your next post

reprise85 04-29-2017 05:07 PM

shit happens

redbreegull 04-29-2017 05:12 PM

Hey Dr. Reprise I need to consult you on poop. As I've discussed here previously, I have a dysfunctional/sensitive digestive system and I get a lot weird shits and intestinal cramps and stuff. It usually comes in waves, like I will experience it every day for 2 weeks and then I will be fine for awhile. Last year the IRL doctor said I had IBS which I figured, and the hypothesis we came up with is that it is anxiety-induced.

However, I'm not so sure now. Over the last 6 weeks I have been feeling worse than I have in a long time, and drinking almost every night. But my stomach has been fine. Wtf? What else could be triggering this randomly and making it last for weeks at a time? That doesn't sound diet-related?

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 05:17 PM

are you eating plants and i mean like 2-3 cups of plants a day at least, because i bet you aren't

redbreegull 04-29-2017 05:22 PM

My diet is mostly vegetarian. I eat fresh fruits and veggies every day :(

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 05:23 PM

oh well i gues you'er dying

redbreegull 04-29-2017 05:25 PM

do you think I have the imaginary gluten disease

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 05:25 PM

yes

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 05:26 PM

i mean you're already pretty annoyingly bourgoisie & precious so that would be the logical progression

redbreegull 04-29-2017 05:26 PM

maybe I'm having too much fun :rofl::rofl::rofl:



































































:(

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 05:29 PM

yeah you aren't

redbreegull 04-29-2017 05:35 PM

that's what beer is for

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 05:36 PM

i smoke weed & still feel bad. its like i'm stoned & sangry

reprise85 04-29-2017 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4350298)
Hey Dr. Reprise I need to consult you on poop. As I've discussed here previously, I have a dysfunctional/sensitive digestive system and I get a lot weird shits and intestinal cramps and stuff. It usually comes in waves, like I will experience it every day for 2 weeks and then I will be fine for awhile. Last year the IRL doctor said I had IBS which I figured, and the hypothesis we came up with is that it is anxiety-induced.

However, I'm not so sure now. Over the last 6 weeks I have been feeling worse than I have in a long time, and drinking almost every night. But my stomach has been fine. Wtf? What else could be triggering this randomly and making it last for weeks at a time? That doesn't sound diet-related?

perhaps you are numbing your anxiety with alcohol enough to suppress the IBS?

it might be something specific that triggers it that you just haven't had this entire time.

i suggest going back to the doctor the next time it happens and also keep a food diary if you want to figure out if it's something in particular

so no great suggestions

i had IBS real bad for years and years and now i only have problems when i'm super anxious, usually tied to a certain event i can name.

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 06:57 PM

I remember when exploding boy said he had IBS but then later revealed his diet consisted of gravy and potatoes and fried food

Trotskilicious 04-29-2017 06:57 PM

i know a lot of nerds who eat nothing but things that are varying shades of tan, swearing up and down they have IBS but no they don't want to eat lettuce EW GROSS DUDE

ohnoitsbonnie 04-29-2017 08:17 PM

I have issues whether or not I eat well or not. I have no guaranteed triggers. So I try to eat what I like.

ohnoitsbonnie 04-29-2017 08:17 PM

I guess besides lactose. That is a consistent issue maker


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