I am flabbergasted by slunken and Joey Goldberg. That takes some very disciplined boarding

Whoever is behind both accounts much have:

1. Trained an AI on all of Mals Marola's posts, murdered Mals as soon as he made his 9,999th post, created an account under the name "Joey Goldberg," and then had the bot continue to post under this account in Mal's style

2. Looked at some crabshack posts, went "oh, I get the gist of it, I'm an asshole" and then proceeded to create a time machine to create the account of "slunken" and post in the style of crabshack before crabshack even debuted (this was the easier of the two, overall)

(Sorry slunk, couldn't resist that one. I'm just playin'.)

Who the fuck is crabshack

slunken is not joey goldberg.

joey goldberg is not slunken

crabshack was slunken

slunken was crabshack

My commitment to the truth is a strong as Jonathan's commitment to turtles. Do I believe JJ or Reprise? #GoldbergGate

Yes.

ned flanders is hot tho... great fashion sense and hairline

Also… have you seen him without his sweater?

Undercover Boss has pulled off better disguises than crabshack.

fucking ugly indeed

when you've been posting online for so long you become the character

this is billy corgan 101

no i do not run any anon accounts

wait, what am i being accused of?

lol this is me

THIS IS CRAZY. I ONLY STAND FOR BEAUTY, TRUTH, AND GOODNESS.

are you idiots that bored that you need to manufacture some drama?

is this some humiliation ritual?

do i have to make some statement where i'm like uh no idk who joey is but it's not me?

ugh this app stinks

What, the netphoria app?

no i thought i found an app that would let me dsiguise a number to let people call me

trying to get a 2nd cat for my apartment and these fucking people are such sick fucking vampires

first they email like 'pay $500' to have a 2nd cat -- FIVE HUNDRED. just...out of thin fucking air, for fucking nothing. fucking fucking fucking monsters

then i email and say 'i already paid $200 for the 1st cat' then they come back and say 'If you are adding a 2nd pet you will need to pay for the 2nd pet deposit, it is a $300 refundable deposit, and bring in vet records.'

which is more reasonable but still. i can't tell if they're clarifying down to 300 or not. and EVEN STILL, THREE HUNDRED for them doing fuck all. absolutely fuck all. it's a cat. were they not going to clean the unit after i leave with the 1 cat??

fucking disgusting fucking fucks.

That sucks. Renting sucks.

Pretty tough night for the fascists.

go outside and find a kitty and take it to the vet. don't ever ask authority about vague stuff. just do it and then blame them for being vague if they make a big deal.

omg shut up

Meltdown

, 1979

I was in Wellington last week and really liked it. Maybe just Auckland making it look good by comparison?

I'll tell you what, though – the medialunas at Buenos Aires Café just off the corner of Lambton Quay and Grey Street are 100% legitimate and I would be housebound levels of obese within weeks if I lived any closer to them.

Oh true, that place is good. Are medialunas different to empanadas? I’ve had something there I’ve been calling empanadas, they were very good. The biscuits with the caramel are very good, too

Funny you say that, the last couple of times I’ve been in Auckland I liked it - we’ve thought about moving up once the kids are finished at high school. Wellington feels so small and empty and windy and cold.

Have just looked up what medialunas are, thank you for giving me something to look forward to at work, tomorrow. They look delicious

I am at the Santa Barbara cenotes twixt Cuzama y Homun

Bout to go H.A.M. on some empanadas y horchatas.

Will post pics soon.


Blessings.

today was the first time we got 6 eggs in a day from our 7 hens. Only one of our 7 month old hens hasn't layed... or at least we think one hasn't. Hard to tell cause several of them lay identical dark brown eggs with dark speckles.

My friend got 13 eggs and is trying to hatch them....she sent me a few pics last night of the beginning of that process. She only wants hens.

is she sitting on them herself?

GET A COOP CAM! CCTV!

trying to figure out how to set up a webcam and stream it 24/7

it would be kind of boring. and their coop where the Egg box is pretty dark. But it seems like a fun project... very 1999.

but my GF said she would figure it out. She works for Disney+ so she should be able to LOL

Driving my kid to school this morning and this ad comes on the radio:

Hanging out with relatives and cooking all day may be fun for some, but when Granny's got her own baking to do, she heads on down to the Herb Center.
You can always blame it on the tryptophan!
The Herb Center, making family gatherings tolerable since 20XX.

Ha! Got my attention for sure.

i didn't get taylor swift tickets so i have killed myself