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ourruseoffools 06-28-2023 02:20 PM

Yea mayo is some dumb shit as well… it’s a condiment for xenophobic people to use because they’ve never heard of Guac

Disco King 06-28-2023 03:45 PM

The Mayo-eating ones are even worse than the ones who appropriate guacamole as if it's for them.

ilikeplanets 06-28-2023 05:17 PM

What's even worse is thinking that eating guacamole makes you an adventurous eater

Ram27 06-28-2023 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4628030)
I think mayo is much more trashy than dairy!

yes! ranch as well

i can't stand anything with dill either but that's my own psychosis

ilikeplanets 06-28-2023 10:54 PM

That's me with sage. Yuck.

redbreegull 06-29-2023 02:39 PM

this kid who sat at my lunch table in high school notoriously hated mayo and one day this other kid comes up to him with a slice of bread with mayo and slaps him in the face with it and my dude vomited profusely

redbreegull 06-29-2023 02:41 PM

I don't hate mayo, but its uses are limited. a light dose of mayo is still good on a burger imho

recently though if I'm eating a burger I like a bit of guac and some sweet baby ray's barbecue sauce, SOUR ass garlic dill pickles, and some potato chips

Elijah Moon 06-29-2023 04:04 PM

I got no beef with mayo. It's not my favourite but it serves its purpose well enough.

yo soy el mejor 06-29-2023 04:18 PM

yeah yesterday i asked for light mayo on a turkey sandwich. i had no idea what to eat. it's better as an ingredient though. i like mustard and bbq sauce more.

slunken 06-29-2023 05:49 PM

my grandpa called mayonaise "slick 'em" (slickem)

i keep that joke alive every Thanksgiving when we're all making ham sammies out of the leftovers

LaBelle 06-29-2023 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Elijah Moon (Post 4628097)
I got no beef with mayo. It's not my favourite but it serves its purpose well enough.

Me on the other hand won't get mayo with beef.

ilikeplanets 06-29-2023 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4628105)
my grandpa called mayonaise "slick 'em" (slickem)

i keep that joke alive every Thanksgiving when we're all making ham sammies out of the leftovers

This makes it SO much worse. Reminds me of a customer I had when I worked at Hardee's way back when. He asked for 10 jelly packets to go with his single biscuit, because he "wanted it to slide right down."

I never understood how people eat burgers with ketchup, mustard, and mayo all together.

ourruseoffools 06-30-2023 06:26 AM

Yeah im gonna need you all to develop more self confidence or something so you don’t feel the need to consume mayonnaise drenched bread any longer

ovary 06-30-2023 09:36 AM

y'all can't shame me out of liking mayo. it's a fucking sauce chill out. let me live

ovary 06-30-2023 10:29 AM

got a fun game to play with your spouses. squirt some shampoo in the toilet and pretend you don't know what it is

ovary 06-30-2023 10:29 AM

it's given us something to talk about for like a week

Disco King 06-30-2023 11:53 AM

People can like eating what they like. Just don't do it around me.

ilikeplanets 06-30-2023 12:21 PM

No, I take issue with anyone consuming ketchup, mustard, and mayo on the same sandwich.

LaBelle 06-30-2023 01:09 PM


mxzombie 06-30-2023 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4628105)
my grandpa called mayonaise "slick 'em" (slickem)

i keep that joke alive every Thanksgiving when we're all making ham sammies out of the leftovers

i once called it "sandwich lube" to a coworker and never heard the end of it. it's especially useful for dense lunchmeat on processed white bread, which sticks to the roof of my mouth.

mxzombie 06-30-2023 01:33 PM

mayo tastes fine, but i wouldn't eat it with a spoon. mustard is fine on a sandwich as long as i want a Mustard Sandwich, which i hate

Disco King 06-30-2023 01:35 PM

Ketchup and mustard are a good duo.

I don't know what mayo is doing as part of that combination, though. We need a blue condiment so we can have a good old Superman-style sandwich.

But a China burger will suffice.

ilikeplanets 06-30-2023 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LaBelle (Post 4628152)

I guess it makes a little more sense if they are pre-combined into a uniform sauce, but I don't like it. I gag every time I pass "Mayochup" and "Kranch" at the store.

Disco King 06-30-2023 01:55 PM

Why not just crossbreed a mustard plant and a tomato plant? Maybe fertilize an egg with the crossbred seed so you get the mayo DNA, too.

Crack that and you're got the ultimate condiment.

Disco King 06-30-2023 01:56 PM

It's got relish DNA because a pickle was used to deposit the seed into the egg

MyOneAndOnly 06-30-2023 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4628159)
Why not just crossbreed a mustard plant and a tomato plant? Maybe fertilize an egg with the crossbred seed so you get the mayo DNA, too.

Crack that and you're got the ultimate condiment.

because nightshades and brassicas won't fuck

phang 06-30-2023 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4628157)
I gag every time I pass "Mayochup" and "Kranch" at the store.

Get ready to gag some more. In the UK, Heinz "Mayochup" has instead been branded as the monsterous "Saucysauce".



It's almost like they got a toddler to name it, but the truth is it was probably a branding commitee or some shit.

The sauce is good though.

Disco King 06-30-2023 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly (Post 4628178)
because nightshades and brassicas won't fuck

Not before a few drinks, at least.

ilikeplanets 07-01-2023 12:18 AM

I bet Flavor Flav named that Saucy Sauce

redbreegull 07-01-2023 12:51 AM

My best friend informed me in Puerto Rico, they have a special relationship with thousand island dressing, and they call it Mayoketchu


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