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peoplenegative 04-12-2007 03:21 AM

billy on a date. craigslist missed connection.
 
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/309544144.html


Hottie with Billy Corgan in front of Gibsons - m4w - 34

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-04-10, 4:36PM CDT


To the HOT brunet babe letting Billy Corgan Oogle all over her at Gibsons on Monday: Ditch him!!! I am a perfect gentlemen and will treat you better then I'm sure he would. He is a known womanizer and you can do much better with me or anyone else!!!!!!!

wHATcOLOR 04-12-2007 03:24 AM

known womanizer in action:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b9...oldmanbill.jpg

TuralyonW3 04-12-2007 04:29 AM

l to the olz

seven_seven 04-12-2007 04:39 AM

pics of hot brunette babe plz

Starla 04-12-2007 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

Why are his pants sagging in the um, the lower regions where once they hugged tightly :blush:

seven_seven 04-12-2007 05:21 AM

i think its just the way he's standing.
i now refer you to TEITBITE vid.

j u n e 04-12-2007 07:58 AM

i think the brunette should choose b0lly. i had a friend that went out with a guy that posted a craigslist ad for her and he was a psycho.
like, moar than bill.

j u n e 04-12-2007 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seven_seven
i now refer you to TEITBITE vid.

ha

http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepi...lls/end016.jpg

seven_seven 04-12-2007 10:35 AM

i was talking more about
http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepi...lls/end007.jpg
crotch

teh b0lly!!1 04-12-2007 10:49 AM

oh man
good times

smurfing 04-12-2007 11:30 AM

hey whatcolor, make billy appear in those ferns like the predator

pale_princess 04-12-2007 11:36 AM

haahahahaha teh teitbite video never fails in delivering teh comedy!

Starla 04-12-2007 11:37 AM

I can't believe I used to be infatuated with this guy when I was younger. I'm ashamed. :(

seign 04-12-2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by To Starla
Why are his pants sagging in the um, the lower regions where once they hugged tightly :blush:

maybe it was cold out?

deadaswarhol 04-12-2007 11:41 AM

did you ever find your missed connection you were looking for when you came across that?

ella 04-12-2007 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by To Starla
I can't believe I used to be infatuated with this guy when I was younger. I'm ashamed. :(


Oh he's still as sexy as ever.

Iridescent 04-12-2007 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peoplenegative
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/309544144.html


Hottie with Billy Corgan in front of Gibsons - m4w - 34

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-04-10, 4:36PM CDT


To the HOT brunet babe letting Billy Corgan Oogle all over her at Gibsons on Monday: Ditch him!!! I am a perfect gentlemen and will treat you better then I'm sure he would. He is a known womanizer and you can do much better with me or anyone else!!!!!!!

So I guess Billy is back in Chicago! Did you know about this Davin? ;)

ryoga 04-13-2007 12:28 AM

I don’t know what’s weirder – the fact that someone would even post that or that there is a section of the site dedicated to “missed connections”…my curiosity got the best of me and I read some of the posts, some of the people on there are quite frightening. I’m guessing the band is now rehearsing in Chicago then.

davin 04-13-2007 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iridescent
So I guess Billy is back in Chicago! Did you know about this Davin? ;)

he's eating california pizza kitchen takeout with me as we speak. we're trying to figure out why anyone would put apple slices and walnuts into a salad.

Desperado is on TV, which i think may secretly be a fantasy of billy's. he's been waving his guitar case around like its a gun and standing on my couch cushions for the last 20 minutes. he keeps saying "lets play" over and over.

i told him if zeitgesit fails he should wander from town to town with an acoutic guitar like el mariachi, but only if he watches out for the blind, one-armed man. This startled billy, who simply remarked in a somber voice "johnny depp -- we were friends once. i forced myself to write Real Love the day he walked out on me. now look at him. secret window sucked. and i think he played willy wonka just to spite me."

Edit: queue Real Love and that kickass Wonka photoshop pic.

luciddream33 04-13-2007 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davin
he's eating california pizza kitchen takeout with me as we speak. we're trying to figure out why anyone would put apple slices and walnuts into a salad.

Desperado is on TV, which i think may secretly be a fantasy of billy's. he's been waving his guitar case around like its a gun and standing on my couch cushions for the last 20 minutes. he keeps saying "lets play" over and over.

i told him if zeitgesit fails he should wander from town to town with an acoutic guitar like el mariachi, but only if he watches out for the blind, one-armed man. This startled billy, who simply remarked in a somber voice "johnny depp -- we were friends once. i forced myself to write Real Love the day he walked out on me. now look at him. secret window sucked. and i think he played willy wonka just to spite me."

Edit: queue Real Love and that kickass Wonka photoshop pic.

That was quite entertaining.

wHATcOLOR 04-13-2007 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davin
we're trying to figure out why anyone would put apple slices and walnuts into a salad.


YOU'RE A PAIR OF TASTELESS FUCKS!!!


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