what're y'all doing with veritable daycare children in a pizza place at 3am?

getting jungle drummed out af, duh

i really wish i knew. the parents made shitty life choices

[i mean i did too but at least i'd get a fucking abortion rather than do this bullshit]

that sounded mean cause they're like 10 now

but seriously if you're working in food service but choosing to have multiple children wtf

quick, this is your chance to organize a children's choir to cover jellybelly!

you know that shit would blow up on youtube!!

oh wow, you meant it literally - i legit thought you were just referring to your co-workers as "daycare children" & i was just goofin on it

but I guess that's just Today's World

that's not how it works, dude

tell us how it works, girl!

Well, it's like this.

You take a cucumber and ...

welp, boys can't get abortions

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yeah... maybe on Mars!

Some boys can!

nuh uh

maybe some boys give abortions, but they don't get

hopefully one day though

Clearly, we need to change laws.

don't say no

boys say go

ram27, with all due respect, you're a goddamn moron, btw

forgot to say that...

Hi lol just fucking shaking cause today was such a good day. New job is so insanely better than the weird catholic cult bullshit @ dominos. I talked to my advisor at my new school and explained that i’m a depressed idiot and she said i can take an intro course this semester to ease into things. So yeah motherfucking me motherfucking college except i don’t wanna die [or fall for a girl and do stupid shit lol] this time

but if u wanted to be a rockstar, like jimmay :jimmy:, you shouldn't have made shitty choices and aborted your dreams

who's jimmy

my child care, retirement, and life plan is don't have kids

Kids are the best but yeah. That is rough

I heard about a single mother over the weekend whose hunger for cock drove her out on the town, dragging her pre-teen daughter behind. She’d had two other older kids with one guy, the young daughter with another guy, broken up with both and was now on the lookout for another

Sometimes...you just have to....not have kids