It's kinda rainy over here.

too myoglobiny

i was just stating how suspicious that message sounded to me, not necessarily creepy since you're very much of mature age and it's a free country.

???

I was just talking about the weather.

^has given members of his family food poisoning on more than one occasion

Are you saying they ate my produce?

Signs of FoolofaTook Food Poisoning: blue face, green tongue, lockjaw.

So this rash is from something else?

Bed bugs, most likely.

you talkin' to me? you must be talkin' to me!

yep! enjoy your punk!

oof

I just got pos repped by y s e m!!!

^doesn't know how to operate a toaster; feels it's too late to start

I want to buy a phone but I am too ashamed to go into a store and tell them that I've never really had one.

Pretend you had one

Get a Huawei.

They're good enough to invoke protectionism.

I don't see why you need to bring it up, unless you have no idea what you're looking for. Even so, I can guarantee you they don't give a shit.

You also don't want to tell your mechanic you know absolutely nothing about cars when you take that '88 Toyota Corolla of yours in for an oil change, though.

Just get the Huawei P series model in your price range and call it a day.

My 14 year old bought himself a Huawei Nova5t because it had the best features for his budget and he wanted something brand new, if you're interested in a Gen Z choice

All I need is to be able to call, text, and use gps. And it needs to be unlocked. The cheaper the better.

I think I might just buy it online so I don't have to deal with humans irl.

I thought Huawei had security issues or something.
I dunno, I haven't followed the news about it. Something something China.

Any smart phone can do that, seriously.

ok thanks I think i'll just get something online

you could get a Xiaomi from alibaba for the security something news China maximisation

what brexit did he vote for?

Hahahaa jesus

No one fucking knew precisely what brexit would entail.

With the exception that waiting in line for customs would be pretty much fucking obvious