my latest auction winning:


it was a lil pricey at $61 + shipping, but worth it because i really liked the look of the clock. before going that high, though, i looked up clocks of the same brand/look and they were all between $100 - $350 and some weren't even in that good of condition.

Yeah, jars are the only things we can name and describe

making a stew

gotta wait an hour or so

i'm gonna forget to add in the mushrooms

okay cool STEVE

A "stew?" "Mushrooms?" Man, good food is good food. Why all these names like "soup" and "sandwich" and "carrot" and shit.

:erm:

but is the stew or sandwich post-modern or what?

Friendly reminder to add the mushrooms, slunk

lol

I'm just sure he's checking Netphoria more than his food on the stove, that's all

i added the mushrooms

thanks guys

My 5 year old says "I did NOT" in the same way that guy from The Room does, and it's pretty amazing. She's just as serious as he was, too.

When she was a bit younger, she would scream GIVE ME MY WIPES a la William Murderface during a gay panic. Enjoyable.

I miss Metalocalypse

I have been singing two songs to myself while walking about.


In a low, growly voice:

"Mi nombre es Juanito, porque yo soy poquito,
Mi nombre es poquito, porque yo soy Juanito!"

Repeat 1000x



In a loud, earnest voice:


"HORCHATAS IN THE MORNING
HORCHATAS IN THE NIGHT
HORCHATAS IN THE AFTERNOON BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT

ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!"



:)

i ran a 5k this morning and got 22nd place out of 257 females between the ages of 35 and 39. i looked at the race results online and a girl i went to grade school with in tx came in 26th place in our division. she has a unique name and i know she lives here.

my time suffered from the large crowd in the beginning, but once i got around and through that i was able to really start movin'. i didn't exert myself too much because my ultimate goal was to finish without stopping. my total time was 28:37.

37 is my favorite number!

Nice!

37 is such a random favorite number. Any reason why?

goddamn that clock is ugly as fuck

at this point, i don't even know anymore. it's just been this way since childhood now.

but now i am afraid i'll either die when i am 37 (this year, oh fuck) or in the year 2037 @_@

awesome fav number

hey ilp, how did it go with car dealership guy?

Nowhere fast lol
G h o s t e d

But hey i know where he works if I ever get mad about it.

HAHA

Why be rude tho

Like you think I got duped into buying a car? I went there to buy a car, a specific one at that. And that's the exact one I bought, for the exact price I expected. So what's funny?

I wasn't even mad about not going out, but I'm kinda pressed that you'd be a dick after I tried to make sure you didn't ruin your soup

Next time don't add the fucking mushrooms you fragrant bitch

slunken/joey goldberg is so being so dirty and rude to you right now. you don't deserve that mess

fanks.

hope i don't die!

Hm, wasn't anticipating that, but as long as you got the discount it's all good I guess?

Wtf, is it something they do to sell cars?