Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4265997)

technically anything existing after crossing so many junctures and ending up at a particular place is very rare - thus rendering any possible outcome rare and unrare at the same time, because if no two outcomes are alike that concept is irrelevant.

btw i didn't mean what i said in a discouraging way - i just marvel at that thought. i feel breathless by it. it doesn't necessarily make me feel negatively or positively, just astounded by the sheer unbelievable complexity of it.

while thinking about the vastness of the universe can make many people feel hopeless or oppressed by insignificance, i feel very liberated by it. whenever shit gets me down i try to remember that we are much, much less than a single grain of sand on an infinite beach, and that i take myself waaaay to seriously to be brought down by that stuff and not enjoy what i can. well i try to anyway.

honestly can't tell if any of this comes off as profound or absolute new age stoner bullshit. gonna hit submit before i change my mind

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4265999)

yeah rep we basically typed out the same thing at the same time

but in different ways

BAM
universe

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4300410)

I poop stars

Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4300487)

I just took one and it was not satisfying so I felt like I wasn't done, I really fucking hate that, but now I feel better

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4300509)

So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4300509)

So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4300581)

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4300594)

Most of what he said and did was to get a rise out of people here but irl he was a boring ol priveleged white fratboy PA born and raised type.

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4301894)

I ate about four large bowls of granola over a two day period and now I can't stop pooping. The poops have been thoroughly purgative: my bowels have been repeatedly cleansed, my innards scoured clean.