I've made big boys every morning since getting back from Florida two weeks ago. I think not going to work is helping my routine. That, and the increase in kale and nuts to do my diet.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

Hey! Shut up, asshole!

oh and here i thought your "prayer meeting" with my dad might of widened your rectal canal a bit

No, but the prayers usually end with clapping.

Take that to mean what you will.

Someone's turtleheading...

low blow, flameglo

low blow

Obligatory mention that they were filming that scene when 9/11 happened and they had a moment of silence before going back into it

I'm genuinely glad I know that now, thank you

But why is Mitch giving the thumbs up then?

i think you know why

... because he made a big boy?

Jet fuel can't melt toilet bowls.

haven't been eating much. only had a smoothie one day. the next day (yesterday) i shit 4 times.

I just made a perfectly formed, foot and a half long "J" in the bathroom at work.

Thanks for attending my TED talk.

Was that for me, Smashingjj, or "Big-J" Whatcolour?

:(

back on topic everyone.


i started this thread nearly 12 years ago today.

Most likely true. Does not matter. More a symptom of a sick, mad world

I released another nugget later in the afternoon.

Dotting the 'j'.

I ate a buttload of habanero salsa last night and this morning my bootyhole's burning like Waco.

i ate more of the salsa. then i drank a shit-ton of coffee. the anal inferno continues!


and it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire

I did the Paqui chip challenge this past winter. The stomach cramps from it nearly made me pass out. What it does to the lower intestines and bowel is truly horrifying.