What are we upset about today?

Your second troll account, Joey Goldberg, had the absolute audacity to be born on July 4th, when he should be hating himself for the actions of those pioneering this country's sordid history instead.

I hope your cake was terrible, slunken

Belated happy birthday cheers, Joey!

I've become embroiled in a deadly game of cat and mouse.

Not really, I just wanted to sound vague and dramatic.

you still think this is real? i forgot all about it

why would i lie about this?

i should have given the name Scratchy to our black kitty Omar because he is a scratchy biter (that's how he plays; he's not violent or scary). But I also lament not getting to name him Ozzy

I think she's being ironic and referencing how another poster hilariously accused you and Goldberg of being one and the same, which was funny considering that Goldberg's identity is more of a joke the whole forum is supposed to be in on than a closely guarded secret, and also because you'd think the mistaken poster's familiarity with you would preclude them from being the one person on the entire forum who didn't get the joke.

So now we all pretend you're Goldberg because of how absurd a proposition that is.

plus he responded to himself..i mean, him..so of course it can't be true :banging:

I like Omar SO much better! I've known at least 5 black cats named Ozzy, so I'm very burnt out on it.

This reveal must have been during my inactive years because I have no idea whose alt it is. Speak up, JoBerg! They each have a very distinct style with minimal overlap, but then again I've never seen them anywhere at the same time, so....#slunkBerg

Plus anything that irritates slunken is too fun to quit!

ya, we got two black kitten boy brothers this past winter. One was already named Balboa and tommy wanted to keep (we lovingly call him Babo or Babito unless we're being serious); the other was named Salem (yuck) but we changed it to Omar.

I kinda wanted to name him Noel to honor our late Mr. Leon.

Awww! Do they get along well? Some brothers don't.

holy shit i didn't understand this

oh okay that makes sense that's fine with me

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Spring roll bowls. Soy garlic tofu, rice noodles, shredded cabbage, butter lettuce, carrots, cucumber, edamame, cilantro, mint, and creamy sesame dressing.

damn this is some shit I’d eat. Skinny legend type shit. I like planets type shit

I challenge the Kraft Heinz ceo to go fistacuffs for profiting of the company that actually ruined my first 18 years of life. I can’t explain to you all how much I despise Kraft Heinz

So easy to make, that's essentially the whole recipe. I love rolling actual spring rolls but haven't had the extra time, so I just threw it all in a bowl and it still rocked. Took like 30 minutes. Do it.

So is there a Kraft Heinz product in particular you hate, or...?

As we've established, I hate ketchup mustard mayo so I never really bought anything that says Heinz.

Kraft Parmesan cheese was def the main catalyst to my life being ruined, but good ol KD/Kraft Mac and Cheese certainly did its part as well. Kraft singles are also one of humanities worst inventions.

Literally the worst company ever. 100% serious about this

This sounds extreme, but I'm glad you've conquered Big Parma and seem like someone without a ruined life.

thoughts?

A rubber sandwich!

Disgusting. Next