if you'd had a gun, this would have never happened
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i'm really working hard on a hammer-wielding arsonist joke, pls stand by
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in the meantime, florida is A W E S O M E
haters gonna hate baters gonna bate etc |
i mean there's shit tons of little lakes, and spanish moss hanging off of senescent oaks, and epic cloud formations and hella rainbows, all kinds of birds and coyotes and alligators, and on clear days i can see rockets being blasted in to space ...
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ok there's also a lot of white douchebags who exercise all day with their perfectly sculpted and scented bods (i swear they shower BEFORE going out to exercise wtf???) driving range rovers and chatting into apple watches but you know there's always a little poop even in the purest pooter so whatevs
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shit i forgot THE EVERGLADES
walking around in a cypress swamp with fucking alligators napping a couple of metres from the path. i even saw baby gators! S E N E S C E N T |
gators gonna gate?
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We can afford a higher rent in some cities because my husband gets paid more - but probably not in DC. He gets paid the most by banks and insurance companies, so wherever there are clusters of those, he earns a lot more. We were considering a move to London, from Singapore. Actually there were good opportunities in Toronto but I think that was more about government subsidies than local conditions
If it had just been the two of us we wouldn’t have come back. But we were ‘good’ parents and put the kids first and decided to bring them home to NZ to be close to family and form a connection with their homeland. Which turned out to be an unexpectedly excellent decision for them....I think interruption to normal life has been less in NZ than almost anywhere else. But we hadn’t planned for that |
i used to hate living in south florida, mostly because of the people and the general attitude. after living for just over a decade now "up north" in reputedly friendly cities, i can say that people are assholes everywhere but the weather is great in florida and i'd rather be there.
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I only drove through Texas once but my impression is that when you are in Texas you will never forget it because all of the signs everywhere remind you you are indeed in Texas
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so i took a trip thru the andes from medellin to pereira today. the scenery was awesome, all hills and mountains and rivers and rainforests and shit.
there was a rooster on the front seat of the van. in a cardboard box. every once in a while he would crow. :rofl: |
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"YOU ARE ACTUALLY IN TEXAS" "TEXAS, THE TEXAS STATE" |
more like
"Don't MESS with Texas" x 1,000,000 |
which i think is really just a more state-specific way of saying "don't litter on our highways"
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more like
TEXAS PIT STOP TEXAS TRUCK SHOP DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS THE TEXAS WHOPPER LONE STAR MACHINERY so much stuff references the state ppl wearing huge texas belt buckles, cowboy hats with flags, etc maybe this is just around highways but it was really weird and unlike any other state I have been in |
Dairy Queen: The Texas Stop Sign
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is there a place on this planet that doesn't celebrate itself.
ya'll just hatin'. |
i'll be batin'
while your hatin' |
I have entirely more allegiance to Texas than to the USA tbh
We have more money than your state We have more diversity than your state Our economy is stronger We’re the energy capital of the country Etc etc If Texas ever left this country would be brought to its knees. Houston is pretty much a self sufficient city and the future of the country, unless minorities scare you. |
ur dad brought me to my knees
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Sure, yo soy being a TERF and cyberbullying MOAO for it is bad but let’s be honest, MOAO is a female incel who deserves to be cyberbullied
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Fingers crossed that meltdowns are bigger in Texas, too.
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