it's not a contest but there's a way to lose

Is there a way to win?

I think once youve slept with 40+ women you automatically reach level 100 and win life.

There's other ways, earning at least 5 millions i think. Incidentally reaching 5 millions will make it easier to bed 40+ women too.

By that i dont mean women 40 and over. Actually i think the younger they are the less you need to bed to reach level 100. you get more experience the lower their age.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Whoa whoa, calm the fuck down.

No. That's one of the things about life.

I'm guessing the best you can hope for is a draw.

YOU'RE STILL GONNA FUCKIN DROP DEAD

Yeah, but that's your final "fuck you" to life.

lol

Personally Im still hoping someone at some point is gonna show up to challenge me in a swordfight and then "kill me" after which i'll wake up from death to find out i am immortal and i have inside me blood of kings and that i have no rival and that no man can be my equal.

It could happen

what the fuck

i was about ready to give you some credit for the post about scorekeeping but then you come up with this

:rolleyes:


is there a way to get the OBoard back?

I didn't think that was something to be taken serious.

nah he was totally serious, burn the witch

Story of my fucking life.

No one ever gets my tone. I'm not asking for people to think i'm funny, that would be asking for way too much. But just that they recognize irony when they see it. I mean in this day and age where even toddlers are required to understand it. you'd think at least.

you were fine, some just like being outraged about everything

my best childhood friend just died. at 29. from natural causes (stroke or heart attack, they are not sure yet). i guess he lost.

That could be a win. Sorry for your loss tho

I feel particularly depressed today. I see no good reason to do anything. It's finally summer temperature out there but I have no reason to go out. I can't go out for food, i'm trying to lose weight and anything I might get whether restaurant or store will likely just be bad for me. Taking walks for no good reason is depressing unless you have someone to do it with which I don't since my gf is away.

Working on music seems like it will only frustrate me as I can't write shit I like recently. Playing video games, there's no games I really want to play right now so even mindless entertainment is out of the question. All the movies I have recorded on the DVR don't seem like they'll be any good. And as mentioned just eating, which is a thing to do when bored is out of the question cause I need to lose weight.

So basically I just sit here watching the hours go by and feeling more and more depressed. If only I had money I could buy something. That always makes me feel better for a few hours. But in the last two weeks I made a fairly big purchase by my standards (a 350$ bass) so I don't want to spend anythign more on anything for a while and of course the high from that purchase is already gone.

how long did it take you to figure out how you were going to work in "my gf" in that one

Haha. Seriously.

Favorite episode.

See here's how it actually is. I wasn't going to. then I figured someone might wonder why i'd have to be taking a walk alone anyway because obviously i've mentioned her repeatedly before. so I added the clarification. Obviously no one gives a shit but I did.

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Rob Schnieder is "the stapler"!
And he's about to find out, being a stapler is
*Shit noises*

important update: I did go out and get food anyway. Now im eating crackers and reeses cups. I hate myself.

i'll keep you updated on further developments as the day goes

Download Tropico. Great time waster.