you have to be kind of proud of big, comfortable dumps like you ate well that day.

sometimes i take such a big, satisfying crap that it's like my insides are aglow for a half hour

yeah, a week or so ago i hadn't gone in a few days and then i pooped like SO MUCH, it took a while and it was just because of the volume, it wasn't hard to pass or anything.

i just had a nice type 4. about 1ft in length, curled like a bass clef. C+, slightly enjoyable.

for me it's more that i ate well the day before. it seems like disruptions will affect my elimination quite quickly, but when everything is running smoothly it's like clockwork.

true true

i cant poop. 4 days. took laxatives. nothing happened.

i took some more pills and after school tomorrow im going to get some magnesium citrate if i still havent gone. and if that doesnt work you better believe i'll get an enema, not pooping sucks.

this thread is tmi-free. as in, there's no such thing as tmi.

Not pooping is kind of a Jewish thing right reprise? ;-)

(See Portnoy's Complaint)

im not even having pellets though :P

i still havent pooped but i dont feel sick or anything.

i am concerned as i've tried enemas and more laxatives and a couple other things and i am running out of options. i just drank magnesium citrate and that shit got me cleaned for a colonoscopy so if it doesnt work i think i have to see a doctor.

i keep trying to tell myself that it would be more embarrassing to die of a bowel obstruction than to go to a doctor to make sure i dont have one. plus i'd be dead

the magnesium citrate didnt make me violently ill like it was supposed to but it did work after about 12 hours. yay poop!

someone else talk about their poop so i don't look like a crazy person pls

In a month it will be the sixth year anniversary of this thread.

Happy shits, everyone. You have all come and gone to post in this thread, but we all shit together in spirit.

Currently in the dying throes of an unpleasant type 5/6. So glad this is almost over

shit stinks.

FUCK WE'RE ALL OLD

what an age we live in

man this BM is really kicking my ass. guess i should update the rolling shits recently taken thread. *whips out iphone*

Whenever I devour black jellybeans because those are the only ones I'll eat, my poop turns purple and green. Shit is unreal.

my buddy and i bought bottles of magnesium citrate (not bad, not bad) before she dropped me off for the evening. the next day we drank them around the same time and kept each other updated on our guts and chatted on the phone when the stuff started working.

obviously what it was made for. and maps

Pooping right now bump

got a water cooler for the house so i've been drinking lots of water lately. actually quite amazing how much effect that has on your BMs. been having 3's all week.

You really don't want to give me an excuse to talk about my shits.

I obsess over them.

I have IBS too. So there's a lot to talk about. 3 to 4 bowel movements a day worth of shits to talk about in fact. I probably outshit all of you, day in day out. In the war of shits, i will bury you all. In my shits.

Yeah I've been drink a ton of water lately. So many hybrid type 3/4 poops. The best kind.

:beatup:

i started exercising and eating more (trying to tack on some mass) and ever since, i've been hitting the toilet bowl pretty hard with regular footlongs. really great type 3s.

I'm pooping right now.

I'll let you know how it is when I stand up.

OK, I'm finished. It was an okay shit. One of those ones that you put a good ten minutes into and you think you're doing great and then you look in the bowl and go "...that's it?"