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hilarious, and well executed!
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been taking psyllium husk for a couple months or so. monster dumps on the reg. bowl looks like a pile of wet leaves. very satisfying 8/10 would recommend.
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oldphoria
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Peeing out the butt rn
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the internet led me to believe my anal fissure would unfizzle on its own.
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sounds more like a hemorrhoid
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i apologize if this has already been posted. Behold, the Lloyd Banks Turd:
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pure LOGOS
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My guys have been bright orange the last two mornings.
Orange you glad I came back to share this with you? |
It’s so nice to know that u think suddenly of us whenever you’ve passed remarkable poodukens
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Have you seen What Lies Beneath?
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y'all ever heard the story of the poop knife on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfRed...he_poop_knife/
yeah, i have a poop knife now |
Varg Vikernes (Burzum) was arguing with a dude on Twitter yesterday saying this dude wasn't smart enough to enjoy shitting in a bucket because you shouldn't ENJOY shitting.
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That explains a lot.
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i'm too lazy to post the exchange but I can assure you neither of them won
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Shitting is like one of the most enjoyable and rewarding things you can do. It's right next to giving negative rep to Took.
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I'm sorry for your loss
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If you're American, install a bidet right now. At first it's very jarring to have cold water shot up and around your fartbox, but once you get used to it, it's the greatest thing in the world
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ok then I won't.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I SWEAR IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW THE FUCK AM I PRODUCING SO MUCH SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CREATE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN LEGAL
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK |
simply delighted this was only on page 2
i've been doing 5's for like a year straight. i'm probably going to get diverticulitis and and start shitting out a 2nd belly button |
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ha ha ha I do that
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Didn’t know u could stretch a frogs bottomhole quite so wide
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i am on my anal period
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hello
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all kinds of stuff coming out of my butt
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