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i just fucking love that this conversation is happening in the rolling "shits recently taken" thread, haha
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we've soiled philosophy's armchair
i tried to make that funny but i cant get the wording right |
of course a poop thread would d/evolve into a discussion of causal determinism... well anyway I just wanted to mention that people tend to inappropriately attribute mystical qualities to quantum physics, specifically the uncertainty principle. I don't know that the uncertainty inherent to subatomic measurements/calculations constitutes any sort of refutation of classical determinism, rather it is merely a problem resulting from attempting to measure particles smaller than atoms with machinery and detectors which are themselves comprised of atoms. Any sort of measurement is going to affect the particle being measured. It's not like the electrons know we're looking at them and start acting differently or something
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Was battling some stomach virus all of last week and this weekend. Naturally, I was drinking Pepto like water and now my shits look like giant black cocks escaping from my asshole. Kinda feels like it, too.
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I poop stars
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This is my second post ever in this thread
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I just took one and it was not satisfying so I felt like I wasn't done, I really fucking hate that, but now I feel better
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So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.
The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat. |
Now that deserves at least a 6/10.
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what a fucking piece of shit
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Finally some pics of shit in this shitty thread
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how much of a creep was banana? i never paid attention to him
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Banana was one of the worst people to ever board here
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Most of what he said and did was to get a rise out of people here but irl he was a boring ol priveleged white fratboy PA born and raised type.
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Ewwwwww
Some faces ain't made for aviators |
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Is this the kiddie fiddler?
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One of many
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Yeah, he kinda has that "questionable sexual preferences" look about him.
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My anal canal just secreted a viscous slime in three agonized torrents.
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I ate about four large bowls of granola over a two day period and now I can't stop pooping. The poops have been thoroughly purgative: my bowels have been repeatedly cleansed, my innards scoured clean.
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Got it, thank you. |
It works. My rectum is as sore as it would be after being ravaged by a herd of wildebeasts.
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I just took (heh) yet ANOTHER dump.
This is like living thru an anal holocaust. |
Anyone F with flushable wipes? I don't at home b/c they sposed to b bad 4 the plumbin
But @ work he'll yeah I use the hell outta them shits. Nothin beats that clean feelin |
They are good for the first wipe: nice and moist to get all the clots out of the rectal pubes. But the second and following wipes must be dry to dry the now moist rectal hairs.
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I shower after I go if I can. I usually can. It's my "thing" as a germophobe
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shout out to FlamingGlobes for getting this train back on the track, yeah!!
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After being constipated for most of the workweek, I am happy to report that the Strain Train has departed from Brown Town.
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Bonnies post reminds me of the time I pooped in the shower. Just one little turd i swear. it was squelchy twixt my hairy halfling toes.
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You've lived an amazing life
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In my defense I was a history major.
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