I live in 4-6 (average 5.75) land with frequent visits to 7 town... This morning was a 5

Oh man I just kicked off the new year with a 5.5. Not a good start. I feel like a pitcher who just gave up a homerun to the leadoff hitter. All I can do now is bear down and try to keep the game close.

I had a type 4 and 5 going on yesterday....they were kind of alternating.

I hope today is more consistent.

2 days ago at work I crapped like a 15" type 3. It went straight down the hole and came to rest. When I pinched it it the top smacked the back of my sack as it flopped down against the porcelain. I was like wtf- and when I looked down I couldn't believe all that came out of me so fast. Took like 2 squeezes.

Also, this morning I rocked a type 5-- and a lot of it-- after eating my weight in real mexican last night. It burned a little from the pickled jalepeno I ate, but there was so much it formed like this loaf of bread looking concoction. Amazing.

new year's day for me generally = beer shits and beer farts. I feel bad for anyone walking behind me.

i just had a type one. NOT FUN. i ate a lot of cheese last night, so whatever.

For most of my life I've been pretty consistently sitting in the 2-4 range. However, last year I started a course of medication which has me at 5 or 6 every time. I look foward to one day reattaining the lower classes.

A couple of days ago, I had a naked pre-shower #3 shit.

Nothing to it, just sat down, BAM, done, wipe, flush, shower.

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Conversely, sometimes I push type ones, which take a while to pass, then move into rapid firing type six and seven territory. It's pretty much impossible to enjoy, unless you're some kind of poop masochist.

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just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand

type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?

Did that raise or lower the grade?

lower!

They are the most solid, so poo doesn't rub off on your asshole and bum hair. If the break is clean like Thaniel said you get the satisfaction of pooping with almost zero cleanup


Just evacuated a dark purple Type 1-3 hybrid. C+.

So who here has dropped a bright green shit before?

it happens to me regularly during the month of march.


mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist.

3 fiery # 6s this morning. One beer and some spicy sweet chili doritos have royally messed me up. Damn you stephen colbert for getting me hooked

I like number 2s as they are often what I refer to as immaculate defecation ie you drop a deuce and then when you wipe there is nothing to be found on the TP. It's a miracle!

guys i love you all and i love this thread / somewhere HOODY's ears are burning

I took a poop a week or so ago that suggested that either I can't digest onions or that I have a tapeworm. I have had them before (the onion looking things). I think I will just ask the doctor for a blood test when I go for my checkup. They don't cause any real damage except vitamin deficiency and WEIGHT LOSS! woot.

For all the girls out there, you guys ever get the period poops...???

Iknowgrossamiright

I swear though, it's bullshit, it makes that week far more worse then it definitely already and obviously is.

I might have worms guys!!! how gross would that be! too much sushi?

Just dropped an absolutely beautiful #3. Not at all what I was expecting but hey I'm not complaining, it was a great way to start the day.

You people are gross.

That is all, carry on. For some reason I can't stop reading this thread anyway.

The smearies???

I'm livin it. 31 days and counting

I ALWAYS get this. It is such bullshit. Especially on like the 3rd period day where the blood is almost like gushing and no matter how much I clean my vag before the poop hole blood still gets all over my fucking hand and wrist. Ugh I feel your pain ella.

gross gross gross

What? How can you have anal sex and be grossed out by poop? Same question for straight guys who are scared of vaginas... you gotta pay to play

my periods only last like 1.5 days so I dont know what period poops are

oh. I like those. I have issues with 1-3

I think my intestines have a larger diameter than my butt

Oh my, I didn't even know you were a girl... lol

I don't ever gush blood though reprise, you must have some heavy periods. =( Sorry....
Sounds like your shit is much more intense than mine. Poor girl!

this thread is beginning to give me rigor mortis in my pants

Blood and shit gives you a stiffy huh?

:embarass:

could you say that again but more pointed at this non-suspicious bulge in my shirt

your boner comes up out the top of your pants and into your shirt?? :eek:

yours doesn't?

every time i eat a box of crunch berries

perhaps you misunderstand, governer curtaijevich