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reprise85 06-06-2016 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4265997)
technically anything existing after crossing so many junctures and ending up at a particular place is very rare - thus rendering any possible outcome rare and unrare at the same time, because if no two outcomes are alike that concept is irrelevant.

btw i didn't mean what i said in a discouraging way - i just marvel at that thought. i feel breathless by it. it doesn't necessarily make me feel negatively or positively, just astounded by the sheer unbelievable complexity of it.

while thinking about the vastness of the universe can make many people feel hopeless or oppressed by insignificance, i feel very liberated by it. whenever shit gets me down i try to remember that we are much, much less than a single grain of sand on an infinite beach, and that i take myself waaaay to seriously to be brought down by that stuff and not enjoy what i can. well i try to anyway.

honestly can't tell if any of this comes off as profound or absolute new age stoner bullshit. gonna hit submit before i change my mind

I feel similarly most of the time, really. I am glad that my life is so insignificant that I can't really screw it up. If that makes sense? But instead of seeing myself as less than a grain of sand I see myself as a light so small that no one can see that it's on or when it goes out.

This might reflect my intimacy issues lol

reprise85 06-06-2016 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4265999)
yeah rep we basically typed out the same thing at the same time

but in different ways

BAM
universe

cool beans

teh b0lly!!1 06-06-2016 02:16 AM

i just fucking love that this conversation is happening in the rolling "shits recently taken" thread, haha

reprise85 06-06-2016 02:18 AM

we've soiled philosophy's armchair

i tried to make that funny but i cant get the wording right

killtrocity 06-06-2016 10:12 PM

of course a poop thread would d/evolve into a discussion of causal determinism... well anyway I just wanted to mention that people tend to inappropriately attribute mystical qualities to quantum physics, specifically the uncertainty principle. I don't know that the uncertainty inherent to subatomic measurements/calculations constitutes any sort of refutation of classical determinism, rather it is merely a problem resulting from attempting to measure particles smaller than atoms with machinery and detectors which are themselves comprised of atoms. Any sort of measurement is going to affect the particle being measured. It's not like the electrons know we're looking at them and start acting differently or something

FlamingGlobes 12-06-2016 07:34 PM

Was battling some stomach virus all of last week and this weekend. Naturally, I was drinking Pepto like water and now my shits look like giant black cocks escaping from my asshole. Kinda feels like it, too.

ohnoitsbonnie 12-06-2016 07:55 PM

I poop stars

ohnoitsbonnie 12-06-2016 07:55 PM

This is my second post ever in this thread

FlamingGlobes 12-06-2016 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4300410)
I poop stars

Sounds painful

Elphenor 12-06-2016 11:25 PM

I just took one and it was not satisfying so I felt like I wasn't done, I really fucking hate that, but now I feel better

FlamingGlobes 12-07-2016 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4300487)
I just took one and it was not satisfying so I felt like I wasn't done, I really fucking hate that, but now I feel better

3/10

FoolofaTook 12-07-2016 01:15 AM

So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

FoolofaTook 12-07-2016 01:15 AM

Now that deserves at least a 6/10.

run2pee 12-07-2016 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4300509)
So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

lol oh u

ohnoitsbonnie 12-07-2016 03:21 PM


Cool As Ice Cream 12-07-2016 03:37 PM

what a fucking piece of shit

ohnoitsbonnie 12-07-2016 04:52 PM

Finally some pics of shit in this shitty thread

myosis 12-07-2016 05:10 PM

how much of a creep was banana? i never paid attention to him

redbreegull 12-07-2016 05:14 PM

Banana was one of the worst people to ever board here

ohnoitsbonnie 12-07-2016 05:19 PM

Most of what he said and did was to get a rise out of people here but irl he was a boring ol priveleged white fratboy PA born and raised type.

run2pee 12-07-2016 06:15 PM

Ewwwwww

Some faces ain't made for aviators

FlamingGlobes 12-07-2016 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4300509)
So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

5/10 wouldn't read again.

FlamingGlobes 12-07-2016 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4300581)

So where did you take this shit? To the movies? The DMV?

FlamingGlobes 12-07-2016 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4300594)
Most of what he said and did was to get a rise out of people here but irl he was a boring ol priveleged white fratboy PA born and raised type.

Yeah, I try not to judge by looks but he looks like a douche extraordinaire.

FlamingGlobes 12-07-2016 10:04 PM

Is this the kiddie fiddler?

ohnoitsbonnie 12-07-2016 10:09 PM

One of many

FlamingGlobes 12-07-2016 10:14 PM

Yeah, he kinda has that "questionable sexual preferences" look about him.

FoolofaTook 12-07-2016 11:13 PM

My anal canal just secreted a viscous slime in three agonized torrents.

FoolofaTook 12-12-2016 12:07 PM

I ate about four large bowls of granola over a two day period and now I can't stop pooping. The poops have been thoroughly purgative: my bowels have been repeatedly cleansed, my innards scoured clean.

FlamingGlobes 12-12-2016 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4301894)
I ate about four large bowls of granola over a two day period and now I can't stop pooping. The poops have been thoroughly purgative: my bowels have been repeatedly cleansed, my innards scoured clean.

Eat...more...granola...

Got it, thank you.


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