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Trotskilicious 12-19-2013 09:50 PM

you have to be kind of proud of big, comfortable dumps like you ate well that day.

Trotskilicious 12-19-2013 09:50 PM

sometimes i take such a big, satisfying crap that it's like my insides are aglow for a half hour

reprise85 12-19-2013 11:20 PM

yeah, a week or so ago i hadn't gone in a few days and then i pooped like SO MUCH, it took a while and it was just because of the volume, it wasn't hard to pass or anything.

i just had a nice type 4. about 1ft in length, curled like a bass clef. C+, slightly enjoyable.

reprise85 12-19-2013 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4029986)
you have to be kind of proud of big, comfortable dumps like you ate well that day.

for me it's more that i ate well the day before. it seems like disruptions will affect my elimination quite quickly, but when everything is running smoothly it's like clockwork.

slunken 12-19-2013 11:50 PM

true true

reprise85 04-02-2014 02:02 AM

i cant poop. 4 days. took laxatives. nothing happened.

reprise85 04-02-2014 02:20 AM

i took some more pills and after school tomorrow im going to get some magnesium citrate if i still havent gone. and if that doesnt work you better believe i'll get an enema, not pooping sucks.

this thread is tmi-free. as in, there's no such thing as tmi.

TuralyonW3 04-02-2014 11:46 PM

Not pooping is kind of a Jewish thing right reprise? ;-)

(See Portnoy's Complaint)

reprise85 04-02-2014 11:59 PM

im not even having pellets though :P

reprise85 04-03-2014 12:01 AM

i still havent pooped but i dont feel sick or anything.

i am concerned as i've tried enemas and more laxatives and a couple other things and i am running out of options. i just drank magnesium citrate and that shit got me cleaned for a colonoscopy so if it doesnt work i think i have to see a doctor.

i keep trying to tell myself that it would be more embarrassing to die of a bowel obstruction than to go to a doctor to make sure i dont have one. plus i'd be dead

reprise85 04-03-2014 06:59 PM

the magnesium citrate didnt make me violently ill like it was supposed to but it did work after about 12 hours. yay poop!

reprise85 04-03-2014 07:03 PM

someone else talk about their poop so i don't look like a crazy person pls

Shallowed 04-04-2014 09:03 AM

In a month it will be the sixth year anniversary of this thread.

Happy shits, everyone. You have all come and gone to post in this thread, but we all shit together in spirit.

mxzombie 04-15-2014 08:45 PM

Currently in the dying throes of an unpleasant type 5/6. So glad this is almost over

yo soy el mejor 04-15-2014 08:46 PM

shit stinks.

killtrocity 04-15-2014 10:00 PM

FUCK WE'RE ALL OLD

Bread Regal 04-15-2014 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie (Post 4052861)
Currently in the dying throes of an unpleasant type 5/6. So glad this is almost over

what an age we live in

Bread Regal 04-15-2014 10:27 PM

man this BM is really kicking my ass. guess i should update the rolling shits recently taken thread. *whips out iphone*

D. 04-15-2014 11:04 PM

Whenever I devour black jellybeans because those are the only ones I'll eat, my poop turns purple and green. Shit is unreal.

yo soy el mejor 04-16-2014 05:11 AM

my buddy and i bought bottles of magnesium citrate (not bad, not bad) before she dropped me off for the evening. the next day we drank them around the same time and kept each other updated on our guts and chatted on the phone when the stuff started working.

mxzombie 04-16-2014 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bread Regal (Post 4052877)
man this BM is really kicking my ass. guess i should update the rolling shits recently taken thread. *whips out iphone*

obviously what it was made for. and maps

slunken 04-19-2014 09:41 AM

Pooping right now bump

Bread Regal 04-19-2014 04:30 PM

got a water cooler for the house so i've been drinking lots of water lately. actually quite amazing how much effect that has on your BMs. been having 3's all week.

The exploding boy 04-19-2014 11:37 PM

You really don't want to give me an excuse to talk about my shits.

I obsess over them.

I have IBS too. So there's a lot to talk about. 3 to 4 bowel movements a day worth of shits to talk about in fact. I probably outshit all of you, day in day out. In the war of shits, i will bury you all. In my shits.

reprise85 04-20-2014 12:03 PM

Yeah I've been drink a ton of water lately. So many hybrid type 3/4 poops. The best kind.

slunken 01-23-2015 05:10 PM

:beatup:

mxzombie 01-23-2015 08:36 PM

i started exercising and eating more (trying to tack on some mass) and ever since, i've been hitting the toilet bowl pretty hard with regular footlongs. really great type 3s.

FlamingGlobes 05-21-2016 03:09 PM

I'm pooping right now.

I'll let you know how it is when I stand up.

FlamingGlobes 05-21-2016 03:17 PM

OK, I'm finished. It was an okay shit. One of those ones that you put a good ten minutes into and you think you're doing great and then you look in the bowl and go "...that's it?"


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