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mxzombie 05-05-2008 07:33 AM

i'm on the toilet right now, letting go of a type 2. just woke up, feels pretty good. B+

wally 05-05-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shapan (Post 3246671)
so i had the type of sensation where you're unsure if it is just an epic fart or a dump. after pondering a bit, i went to the toilet. it started off with an epic fart that went on for nearly a minute. imagine the fourth of july. in your butt. then a type 5 rolled out as if the blobs were hesitantly sky diving out of an airplane, the airplane being my butt. after a couple of rounds, the deed had been done. it came out more or less as i expected, a solid dump.

B+

best description of a bodily movement ever

Thaniel Buckner 05-05-2008 09:16 AM

i don't expect to have a bm today because i've been fasting to prevent getting this bug that's been going around. but if i do, i predict it'll be something of a type 1. sometimes i get the bunny pellets when i haven't been eating a lot.

Skradgee 05-09-2008 02:51 PM

I had a 6.5 on the Brostol scale today after lunch. Actually, it was two of them...one right after the other.

mxzombie 05-09-2008 04:39 PM

i had two consecutive 5-6s at about 3 this morning. i ate a bunch of fruit roll-ups last night, so that's probably why. it sucked though, D-

waltermcphilp 05-09-2008 04:45 PM

i haven't taken a shit for about 4 days.

Thaniel Buckner 01-01-2009 12:53 PM

we all could use some more fiber.

killtrocity 01-01-2009 01:08 PM

are we in general agreement that a large type-2 is the best outcome one can hope for

Thaniel Buckner 01-01-2009 01:12 PM

yes but it needs to be executed properly. if you pinch too early you'll be walking around with a groundhog all day.

ChaosEffect 01-01-2009 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp (Post 3251041)
i haven't taken a shit for about 4 days.

I hold the record of 5 days

beef curtains 01-01-2009 02:31 PM

I live in 4-6 (average 5.75) land with frequent visits to 7 town... This morning was a 5

Ol' Couch Ass 01-01-2009 02:35 PM

Oh man I just kicked off the new year with a 5.5. Not a good start. I feel like a pitcher who just gave up a homerun to the leadoff hitter. All I can do now is bear down and try to keep the game close.

threetwooneZERO 01-01-2009 04:03 PM

I had a type 4 and 5 going on yesterday....they were kind of alternating.

I hope today is more consistent.

commando 01-01-2009 05:13 PM

2 days ago at work I crapped like a 15" type 3. It went straight down the hole and came to rest. When I pinched it it the top smacked the back of my sack as it flopped down against the porcelain. I was like wtf- and when I looked down I couldn't believe all that came out of me so fast. Took like 2 squeezes.

Also, this morning I rocked a type 5-- and a lot of it-- after eating my weight in real mexican last night. It burned a little from the pickled jalepeno I ate, but there was so much it formed like this loaf of bread looking concoction. Amazing.

avsfan7733 01-01-2009 05:25 PM

new year's day for me generally = beer shits and beer farts. I feel bad for anyone walking behind me.

pale_princess 01-01-2009 05:47 PM

i just had a type one. NOT FUN. i ate a lot of cheese last night, so whatever.

Hillzy 01-01-2009 07:20 PM

For most of my life I've been pretty consistently sitting in the 2-4 range. However, last year I started a course of medication which has me at 5 or 6 every time. I look foward to one day reattaining the lower classes.

Shallowed 01-01-2009 07:53 PM

A couple of days ago, I had a naked pre-shower #3 shit.

Nothing to it, just sat down, BAM, done, wipe, flush, shower.

A

Shallowed 01-01-2009 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie (Post 3245582)

Conversely, sometimes I push type ones, which take a while to pass, then move into rapid firing type six and seven territory. It's pretty much impossible to enjoy, unless you're some kind of poop masochist.

F

pale_princess 01-01-2009 08:19 PM

just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand

bardy 01-01-2009 08:26 PM

type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?

beef curtains 01-01-2009 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess (Post 3416418)
just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand

Did that raise or lower the grade?

pale_princess 01-01-2009 11:05 PM

lower!

killtrocity 01-01-2009 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy (Post 3416423)
type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?

They are the most solid, so poo doesn't rub off on your asshole and bum hair. If the break is clean like Thaniel said you get the satisfaction of pooping with almost zero cleanup


Just evacuated a dark purple Type 1-3 hybrid. C+.

commando 01-02-2009 01:01 PM

So who here has dropped a bright green shit before?

Thaniel Buckner 01-02-2009 01:03 PM

it happens to me regularly during the month of march.


mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist.

beef curtains 01-02-2009 02:03 PM

3 fiery # 6s this morning. One beer and some spicy sweet chili doritos have royally messed me up. Damn you stephen colbert for getting me hooked

Ol' Couch Ass 01-02-2009 02:26 PM

I like number 2s as they are often what I refer to as immaculate defecation ie you drop a deuce and then when you wipe there is nothing to be found on the TP. It's a miracle!

Mariner 01-02-2009 03:51 PM

guys i love you all and i love this thread / somewhere HOODY's ears are burning

bardy 01-02-2009 06:24 PM

I took a poop a week or so ago that suggested that either I can't digest onions or that I have a tapeworm. I have had them before (the onion looking things). I think I will just ask the doctor for a blood test when I go for my checkup. They don't cause any real damage except vitamin deficiency and WEIGHT LOSS! woot.


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