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FlamingGlobes 03-25-2020 08:36 AM

I've made big boys every morning since getting back from Florida two weeks ago. I think not going to work is helping my routine. That, and the increase in kale and nuts to do my diet.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

FlamingGlobes 03-25-2020 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4524711)
yeah i know the jimmy eat world thread is brutal

Hey! Shut up, asshole!

FoolofaTook 03-25-2020 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4534663)
I've made big boys every morning since getting back from Florida two weeks ago. I think not going to work is helping my routine. That, and the increase in kale and nuts to do my diet.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.


oh and here i thought your "prayer meeting" with my dad might of widened your rectal canal a bit

FlamingGlobes 03-25-2020 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4513758)
Ever had a poop that looked like a really buff version of the Michelin Man?


FlamingGlobes 03-25-2020 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4534665)
oh and here i thought your "prayer meeting" with my dad might of widened your rectal canal a bit

No, but the prayers usually end with clapping.

Take that to mean what you will.

FoolofaTook 03-25-2020 09:20 AM


FoolofaTook 03-25-2020 09:22 AM


buzzard 03-25-2020 03:23 PM


FlamingGlobes 03-25-2020 04:06 PM

Someone's turtleheading...

Joey Goldberg 03-25-2020 04:09 PM

low blow, flameglo

low blow

Joey Goldberg 03-25-2020 04:09 PM


topleybird 03-25-2020 04:15 PM

Obligatory mention that they were filming that scene when 9/11 happened and they had a moment of silence before going back into it

Joey Goldberg 03-25-2020 04:17 PM

I'm genuinely glad I know that now, thank you

FlamingGlobes 03-25-2020 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by topleybird (Post 4534785)
Obligatory mention that they were filming that scene when 9/11 happened and they had a moment of silence before going back into it

But why is Mitch giving the thumbs up then?

Joey Goldberg 03-25-2020 04:22 PM

i think you know why

FlamingGlobes 03-25-2020 04:34 PM

... because he made a big boy?

FlamingGlobes 03-25-2020 04:34 PM

Jet fuel can't melt toilet bowls.

SuckSuckStyle 03-25-2020 08:21 PM

haven't been eating much. only had a smoothie one day. the next day (yesterday) i shit 4 times.

FlamingGlobes 04-09-2020 10:38 AM

I just made a perfectly formed, foot and a half long "J" in the bathroom at work.

Thanks for attending my TED talk.

FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 10:48 AM

Was that for me, Smashingjj, or "Big-J" Whatcolour?

FlamingGlobes 04-09-2020 11:00 AM

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FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 11:01 AM

:(

mxzombie 04-09-2020 01:35 PM

back on topic everyone.


i started this thread nearly 12 years ago today.

FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 03:21 PM

Most likely true. Does not matter. More a symptom of a sick, mad world

FlamingGlobes 04-09-2020 03:24 PM

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FlamingGlobes 04-09-2020 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mxzombie (Post 4538003)
back on topic everyone.


i started this thread nearly 12 years ago today.

I released another nugget later in the afternoon.

Dotting the 'j'.

FoolofaTook 04-12-2020 12:08 PM


FoolofaTook 05-04-2020 09:08 AM

I ate a buttload of habanero salsa last night and this morning my bootyhole's burning like Waco.

FoolofaTook 05-04-2020 07:04 PM

i ate more of the salsa. then i drank a shit-ton of coffee. the anal inferno continues!


and it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire

MyOneAndOnly 05-04-2020 07:48 PM

I did the Paqui chip challenge this past winter. The stomach cramps from it nearly made me pass out. What it does to the lower intestines and bowel is truly horrifying.


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