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FoolofaTook 07-10-2017 01:45 AM

Can you imagine Queen Guinevere ripping a fat one?

qwerty sp 07-10-2017 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4370547)
Nor do they emit flatulence.

They powder their nose

reprise85 07-10-2017 08:58 AM

no blood in the past couple days. or whenever i posted about it.

i am pooping way too often though, definitely some IBS action going on

Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2017 09:01 AM

poop poop poop

Bread Regal 07-10-2017 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner (Post 3416734)
it happens to me regularly during the month of march.


mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist.

some things never change i guess

FoolofaTook 07-10-2017 12:12 PM

I poop a lot too. I think it's because of all the fruits and veggies I eat. Also the six to eight cups of columbian i drink to keep the indican somnolescence in bay.

FoolofaTook 07-10-2017 12:13 PM

At bay

jesus fuck

Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2017 12:35 PM

this is eulogy fuck

reprise85 07-11-2017 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4370580)
no blood in the past couple days. or whenever i posted about it.

i am pooping way too often though, definitely some IBS action going on

well i spoke too soon, lots yesterday.

i need to make an appointment with the doc for sho. but i slept all day today instead. tomorrow i have to get up at 4am to take my sister to the airport.

hopefully i have cancer

reprise85 07-18-2017 12:04 AM

im having a colonoscopy and endoscopy done on aug 4

Bread Regal 08-04-2017 12:45 PM

good luck today, reprise

run2pee 08-04-2017 01:11 PM

Yes, wishing good news to your pooper

reprise85 08-04-2017 03:21 PM

hi, thanks you guys

i had it done. i have inflammation all in my upper GI. suspected h. pylori. they took a biopsy.

all the blood is from internal hemorrhoids, after all. i cant believe that is what is bleeding so much but apparently it is.

i'm not happy with the doctor, he seemed to speak to me as little as possible and was not as clear as he could have been. but i don't question his ability to perform the procedures.

so that's it i guess. i was pretty cranky from the propofol and my stomach was killing me but now i feel back to normal, pretty much. well enough to drive home, and here i am

smashingjj 08-04-2017 03:30 PM

if you survive, it's 100% on me.

you're welcome.

slunken 08-04-2017 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4371008)

hopefully i have cancer

Haha

...

:(

reprise85 08-04-2017 08:14 PM

yeah that must have been a bad day

FoolofaTook 08-05-2017 10:53 AM

So I bought this Rainbow weed. Was like why is it called Rainbow? Then took (Whallah!) a hit and realized it tasted like hella fruit melting in mouth.

next morning took ( o yah) a rousing dump. and it smelled delicious like the rainbow ganja. for real. i was in shock. a pleasant shock

slunken 11-26-2017 09:17 AM

Toilet seems too small in childhood home.

FlamingGlobes 11-26-2017 10:49 AM

That seems like the start to a very nice poem. Keep going.

slunken 02-27-2018 05:28 PM

Just had a nice relaxing one.

FlamingGlobes 02-27-2018 05:41 PM

My hemorrhoid is starting to recede.

teh b0lly!!1 02-27-2018 09:59 PM

there is no pain
you are receding
a distant shit bowl
on the horizon

FlamingGlobes 02-28-2018 07:26 AM

Comfortably Bum

FlamingGlobes 03-19-2018 09:35 PM

I totally Bud Dwyer'd at work this morning. Farted in the middle of cutting a turd and the inside of the bowl looked like someone blew their brains out.

FlamingGlobes 03-19-2018 09:36 PM

Hey man, nice plop.

FlamingGlobes 03-19-2018 09:37 PM

Now that the poop's gone
And the air is all clear
Those who were right there
Got a sense of my rear

FlamingGlobes 03-19-2018 09:38 PM

HEY DAD
WHADDYA THINK ABOUT YOUR SON NOW?

fuzzyroes 03-19-2018 10:50 PM

I hope that that angry young man eventually made peace with his father

FlamingGlobes 03-20-2018 06:02 AM

I made a piece with your father.

FoolofaTook 03-20-2018 10:37 AM

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