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reprise85 08-13-2009 06:28 AM

I know they are supposed to be a certain amount of syllables per line but didn't bother looking it up. Am I annoying you? If so I apologize. So I guess the answer to your question is "no"

Mo 08-13-2009 06:55 AM

It's not rocket science, you know.

Mo 08-13-2009 06:56 AM

In fact, it's just one click:
Haiku - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

reprise85 08-13-2009 07:00 AM

You're right, I have no defense for my laziness.

publius clodius 08-13-2009 07:08 AM

(you're still not doing it right)

ChristHimself! 08-13-2009 07:11 AM

just 5, 7, 5
jesus reprise85
are you that lazy?

reprise85 08-13-2009 07:24 AM

it is more like
just don't really care
not laziness

reprise85 08-13-2009 07:26 AM

Man, I'm really bad at this. I can't get the syllables right and still have it make sense. I feel dumb. Although, in fairness I'm not the only one doing it wrong.

reprise85 08-13-2009 07:38 AM

god this is sucky
i feel like a big dumbass
but at least i try

publius clodius 08-13-2009 07:54 AM

i think you should stop
no one told you to go on
god this is easy

reprise85 08-13-2009 07:58 AM

right as usual
getting the hang of it now
going to stop now

pale_princess 08-13-2009 11:21 AM

had wiccan wedding
husband fucked in a baby
then wiccan divorce

Eulogy 03-08-2011 11:11 PM

i think we need to start doing the whole verifying accounts thing


hnibos 03-08-2011 11:25 PM


Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet (Post 3525808)
I yearn to put my
cock inside someone's asshole.
Make them orgasm.

awww <3

exactlythesame 03-09-2011 02:58 AM


on topic:

here stands banana
who since has dropped his "01"
he lacks irony

Shallowed 03-09-2011 03:25 AM


Originally Posted by Eulogy (Post 3701471)
i think we need to
start doing the whole veri-
fying accounts thing

barden 03-09-2011 06:14 AM


Originally Posted by JokeyLoki (Post 3525824)
Mayfuck didn't come
here to make friends, he came here
to win. What a douche.

This made me laugh out loud.

barden 03-09-2011 06:17 AM

All a haiku takes
is seventeen syllables
And punctuation

barden 03-09-2011 06:18 AM

That one was for you jenny.

barden 03-09-2011 06:19 AM

write a random line
and press enter now and then
tah dah! a haiku.

barden 03-09-2011 06:20 AM

that one was for jenny too.

barden 03-09-2011 06:25 AM


Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile (Post 3535065)
Barden's hairy nipple
making me nauseous
time for a new av

this 2 year old post
clearly a contradiction
just cant get enough

barden 03-09-2011 06:26 AM


Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3535084)
it's themselves (or their self),
and just to let you know,
calling anything 'gay' is really dumb

so i guess this means
that when it comes to haiku
you are pretty gay

barden 03-09-2011 06:29 AM


Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3535120)
god this is sucky
i feel like a big dumbass
but at least i try

this stupid answer
contradicts your other one
thought you didn't care?

barden 03-09-2011 06:41 AM

takes just one asshole
or in this case maybe two
to ruin a good thing

Luke de Spa 03-09-2011 07:41 AM

if you wanna be my lover
you gotta get with my friends
make it last forever
friendship never ends

ohnoitsbonnie 03-23-2011 07:11 PM

I wish I could provide you all the help you needed

Eulogy 03-23-2011 07:12 PM

i think in terms of ergonomics

MusicMan4 08-04-2013 10:36 AM


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so far this is my favorite bot of 2013

MusicMan4 08-04-2013 10:37 AM

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