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JokeyLoki 07-29-2009 10:13 AM

Why the fuck do you
guys set your pages so short
I'm still on page one.

Dogfighter28 07-29-2009 10:16 AM

the longer pages
sometimes crash the poor browser
when joke posts are made

Mo 07-29-2009 10:27 AM

it's set to standard
page lengths are nothing I'd change
my head hurts badly

Sonic Johnny 07-29-2009 12:04 PM

cock related prose
let fly from every poster
repressed back door men?

Shallowed 07-29-2009 11:03 PM

Nothing can hurt me,
I am on top of the world
I wish I was dead

Dogfighter28 07-29-2009 11:04 PM

Trent Reznor ^^

reprise85 08-13-2009 03:13 AM

one time i laughed
and then i cried
and then i laughed again

sorry i suck at this
please forgive me
or not, i dont give a fuck

cork_soaker 08-13-2009 03:25 AM

sorry to hear about
your recent kidnap and rape
get well soon

reprise85 08-13-2009 03:29 AM

thanks but
i dont think 5 years ago
is very recent

reprise85 08-13-2009 03:30 AM

FUCK I ALWAYS WANT ONE MORE LINE DAMN IT

cork_soaker 08-13-2009 03:30 AM

hey reprise 85
say hi to reprise 85 for me
next time you see her

reprise85 08-13-2009 03:31 AM

certainly in my mind
it can seem like only yesterday
thank you again

reprise85 08-13-2009 03:31 AM

ill do that
i really will
promise

Sarcastic Smile 08-13-2009 04:59 AM

you all suck
and you're boring and dull
and ugly

reprise85 08-13-2009 05:01 AM

thank you very much
i shall take that as a complement
nothing matters and that includes your opinion and mine

Sarcastic Smile 08-13-2009 05:03 AM

Barden's hairy nipple
making me nauseous
time for a new av

Sarcastic Smile 08-13-2009 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3535063)
thank you very much
i shall take that as a complement
nothing matters and that includes your opinion and mine

BUZZKILL

reprise85 08-13-2009 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile (Post 3535065)
Barden's hairy nipple
making me nauseous
time to a new av


i don't know why
you made that your avatar
to begin with

Sarcastic Smile 08-13-2009 05:17 AM

If I met shannon
I would brush her hair
and shower her with toenails
x0

Shallowed 08-13-2009 05:33 AM

What the fuck you guys,
Your syllables are all wrong.
You people are sick.

You Said 08-13-2009 05:49 AM

this place is so gay.
who would call theirself a fucking "netphorian."
only a stupid fucking faggot.

reprise85 08-13-2009 05:58 AM

it's themselves (or their self),
and just to let you know,
calling anything 'gay' is really dumb

reprise85 08-13-2009 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet (Post 3535077)
What the fuck you guys,
Your syllables are all wrong.
You people are sick.

I bow to you,
my haiku master.
Sorry to let you down.

Sarcastic Smile 08-13-2009 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3535084)
it's themselves (or there self),
and just to let you know,
calling anything 'gay' is really dumb

and just to let you know
there is not equal
to their

reprise85 08-13-2009 06:05 AM

Indeed, I know the difference,
But, I have made a mistake.
I will now correct it

You Said 08-13-2009 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3535084)
it's themselves (or there self),
and just to let you know,
calling anything 'gay' is really dumb

I don't care.
don't be such a limp wrist queer.
thank you hilary duff.

reprise85 08-13-2009 06:08 AM

I always liked you,
Sarcastic Smile.
Why all the hate?

reprise85 08-13-2009 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by You Said (Post 3535091)
I don't care.
don't be such a limp wrist queer.
thank you hilary duff.

Are you still in high school?
Because your insults
are very immature.

You Said 08-13-2009 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3535094)
Are you still in high school?
Because your insults
are very immature.

poo poo pee pee
preachy liberal wench
I am 12 and what is this?

Mo 08-13-2009 06:22 AM

reprise85, you do realize how haikus work, right?


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