Former President and pussy magnet Bill Clinton dead at 63.
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He died because he was stupid
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You unpatriotic motherfucker.
This used to be a good country. What happened |
if he was such a good president them why'd he take us to iraq
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BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO FIX THE ECONOMY, THE ONE THAT THE 62ND CONGRESS SET FORTH INTO RUIN WAY BACK IN 1906. IT'S IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOLKS, GET EDUCATED AND READ ABOUT IT OR JUST SHIT ON THE CONSTITUTION ALREADY.
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No you're thinking about John Kerry
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RIP President Clinton.
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* "Harder Monica! Yeah you know i like it like that." o Bill Clinton Sex Tape "One night in the Oval Office". * "Are you going to swallow?" o Third Encounter With Ms. Lewinsky, June 1995. * "The era of Big Government is over. I've killed the Democratic Party for a dozen years and crippled any possibility of a liberal economic agenda. The Left hates me now. But, hey, you Republicans are BOUND to screw it up and go after me over ...oh, I don't know...some sex scandal, possibly involving a anti-gay republican in a mens room in some airport, or something and make me a hero again!" o State of the Union Address, Jan. 1995. * "George Bush really doesn't care about black people?" o Bill Clinton speaking with Kayne West about George W. Bush. * "I think it's important to remember that international trade not only fosters peace, but prosperity for those countries involved. By opening doors and shutting down trade barriers, we improve not only....No,no...yes,yes...just like that, sugar...now just the tip...yeah....now, down to the 'root'...that's it, sweetie, try not to gag....Uh...and improve not only our lives, but the lives of others around the world." o Bill Clinton dictating an economic speech while in the Oval Office, 1995. * "It's not smoking if you don't inhale, Mr. Cheney." * "We could totally eat that pig" * "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' is the in the is if --if--he--is means is and never has been are or fist, that is not or never--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely false or true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said yes... I mean no. NO! And it would have been completely true. No. False." * "Lets go to mars duuude!" * "My wife has a bigger dick than me!" * "Hey Monica, up for a little NAFTA(Nother,Afternoon,Fucking,That,Ass)." * "How dare you say that!""It is not my fault my wife is butt ugly and terrible in the sack!"- Bill Clinton on his wife's campagin trail * "I, I say I'm not a chicken boy, I'm a rooster" - ummmmm... was it Road Runner?? NO! It was Marvin the Martin. "I sucked my dick in 3rd grade, now thats hillary's job. lol! "You suck dick? I said suck my cock. I said bitch, here suck on this." * "Wassup now, biatch?" Bill Clinton after his rap album hit #1 * "Can't we all just get along?" Bill Clinton when Hillary declined to join him and Madeline Albright in a three way. * "As I always say booze + Hillary = Jennifer Aniston." * "All my rowdy friends are cuming over tonight". " Dont worry the young people love me i play sax". And everyone's favorite line: "I feel your pain". |
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man plays a fucking mean saxophone, ergo: best world leader ever. thread closed.
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maybe he can catch a ride on captain phils boat.
RIP Captain Phil Harris, 'Deadliest Catch' - Nightline's Daily Line |
hes not dead
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you doubt dr. sickbadthing's diagnosis?
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he's gonna be ok. musta had some haitian prostitute giving him a bj and he got a little too excited
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