My guys have been bright orange the last two mornings.

Orange you glad I came back to share this with you?

It’s so nice to know that u think suddenly of us whenever you’ve passed remarkable poodukens

Have you seen What Lies Beneath?

y'all ever heard the story of the poop knife on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfRed...he_poop_knife/

yeah, i have a poop knife now

Varg Vikernes (Burzum) was arguing with a dude on Twitter yesterday saying this dude wasn't smart enough to enjoy shitting in a bucket because you shouldn't ENJOY shitting.

That explains a lot.

i'm too lazy to post the exchange but I can assure you neither of them won

Shitting is like one of the most enjoyable and rewarding things you can do. It's right next to giving negative rep to Took.

I'm sorry for your loss

such a sad life

If you're American, install a bidet right now. At first it's very jarring to have cold water shot up and around your fartbox, but once you get used to it, it's the greatest thing in the world

ok then I won't.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I SWEAR IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW THE FUCK AM I PRODUCING SO MUCH SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CREATE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN LEGAL

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

simply delighted this was only on page 2

i've been doing 5's for like a year straight. i'm probably going to get diverticulitis and and start shitting out a 2nd belly button

ha ha ha I do that

Didn’t know u could stretch a frogs bottomhole quite so wide

Thanks

i am on my anal period

hello

all kinds of stuff coming out of my butt

food still in the wrapper, the Bible, the Bible Belt, the founding fathers

not sure how this would score on the chart

we're in sync :love:

Woah what….. once I shit out a federalist paper. Brothers?

If this forum has proven one thing, it is that it brings people together in all kinds of ways. Brothers.

been regularly shitting between 3 and 4 PM on the dot every day for about 3 weeks now. I love it. Thanks.

i'd like to see your bottom

why deprive your other four senses?

every day i wake up and i need to sit on the toilet for like an hour

you constipated showllad

u got to take a poo softner

poo softener change my life

i have chronic constipato, irritable bowel, lactose intolerant

prone to constipation which can make u need to shit many times per day, but when u do it's not a lot. can also lead to needing to sit for a long time (for me it's i start to wipe and then that stimulation of the anal cause me to feel a need to poo again)

u better get it fast shwloawd, dont get a hemmroid like me from sitting on the potty chair too long

also did a high volume enema when it was real bad. very cleansing

people act like enemas are a big deal or icky or last resort kind of thing

if u ask me in addition to a bidet everyone should have an enema in their bathroom and use it like maybe once a month minimum, more if u got poo problems like our deer shoooloard

word of warning dont do an enema when your on your anal period, wait until the heavy to moderate flow lessens to a light bleed, but if you must do it, use a looooot of lubrication

i do take stool softener powder

usually about 90% of it passes within the first moments of me sitting down

it's the last part that takes a long time to pass. i know those turds are up there. sometimes i can trick them into coming out if i get up and i'll almost instantly feel the urge to go again.

Dude see a doctor. Sounds like an impaction. In the meantime get u an enema and someone u trust to put it in u

literally every doctor i've seen has basically said "hmmmm sounds like IBS which as you know from what you've been told by every previous doctor you've had, is just something that you need to learn to manage and live with"

"managing it" meaning eating better and exercising more or something

which i am doing

i've asked for procedures, anything at all, at the absolute very least merely to find out what the fuck is going on in there, but i've been told that referrals are usually only given in cases where the condition is life threatening. besides it's probably just IBS, manage it and live with it, i guess until something life threatening shows up in my ass

one doctor I saw said my IBS was caused by anxiety, and if i managed my anxiety then it would help with my IBS

MOTHER FUCKER, my anxiety is caused by IBS, amongst a squillion different other things, almost all of which i am in no position to manage, including, apparently, my IBS

but yeah sure treating anxiety is much easier than treating IBS that hasn't killed me yet

why are doctors such buttholes about poop and how and why we poop? this is my experience too is they say hmm did u try softener hmm did u try and stop to think maybe try not to be too anxious? its like they dont want to explore my pooper as if there isnt science to be found up in there

he has been a bit cagey ever since i moaned someone else's name the last time he checked my prostate