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smashingjj 07-11-2020 05:47 PM

racist

Disco King 07-11-2020 06:19 PM

Yeah, no shame calling the police on that person. Hopefully the woman will get to the point in life where she realizes you helped her instead of resenting you for "getting in her business."

smashingjj 07-11-2020 06:29 PM

echt niet

Ram27 07-13-2020 07:45 PM

i was reading this book and it gave me this existential crisis that if i never had a crush on anyone, i’d have a degree and a job and shit by now

i'm having a fun evening

Disco King 07-13-2020 07:55 PM

Don't worry. I'm sure you would have found some other way to mess up your life if not for the girl.

Disco King 07-13-2020 07:56 PM

Haha, I'm just busting your chops, kid. You're all right.

Ram27 07-13-2020 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4552802)
Don't worry. I'm sure you would have found some other way to mess up your life if not for the girl.

must spread rep

hahahahahaha this is excellent :D

FoolofaTook 07-14-2020 07:29 PM

So, I'm gallumphing about in my blue short shorts on my evening perambulations when I come across three generations of family: a grandma, mom, and daughter. As I pass at double the social distance, the child loudly declares, "He looks like a girl."


When will this nightmare end? Will my torment never cease? Why me, o god?!?

Joey Goldberg 07-14-2020 11:30 PM

^ it's because you preach against oxford commas, then use them "willy nilly" in posts like the one above

Ram27 07-15-2020 12:38 AM

at work they made me tie up my hair cause some corporate guy was coming in

with sympathy, took

Elphenor 07-15-2020 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27 (Post 4552800)
i was reading this book and it gave me this existential crisis that if i never had a crush on anyone, id have a degree and a job and shit by now

i'm having a fun evening

should be the opposite, no?

crushes on women have driven me to some semblance of adulthood by the end of the ordeal

Elphenor 07-15-2020 02:08 AM

You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby

run2pee 07-15-2020 07:05 AM

Yes it is the burden of women not only to suffer the torturous pains of birthing every last living man child, but also, later, to undertake the monumental (and oft futile) task of teaching some other mothers babyman how to be psychological adults before dating him

And then, if they’re lucky, they get to enjoy the sweaty weight of a panting man, and later suffer the holy gory bloodbath of birthing the next babyboy

What im trying to say i guess is that it’s ladies night oh wata nite

Elphenor 07-15-2020 07:50 AM

I agree some of us suq the fux

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4552902)
Yes it is the burden of women not only to suffer the torturous pains of birthing every last living man child, but also, later, to undertake the monumental (and oft futile) task of teaching some other mothers babyman how to be psychological adults before dating him

And then, if theyre lucky, they get to enjoy the sweaty weight of a panting man, and later suffer the holy gory bloodbath of birthing the next babyboy

What im trying to say i guess is that its ladies night oh wata nite

:banging:

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4552674)
yo, i felt a little crummy having to call the cops on a person today, but he was hitting a woman in broad daylight against the side of a building. saw her getting choked as we were walking perpendicular to him from behind and noticed passengers in a vehicle and city workers watching, too. i think the woman in the vehicle called the cops, too, cause she stayed parked until they came.

since i was outside and walking with tim, i yelled 'HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP HITTING HER." by that point he was aggressively flipped up her hat and nudging his shoulder into her and pushing her in the chest into the wall. he told me to get walking or he was gonna fuck me up. i didn't say anything else but i didn't go away and called the police and waited for them, too.

but then i saw the police let them walk off and he and the girl went down an alley. i was like WTF he's just gonna go beat her somewhere else so i ran up to the police and asked what happened. they said that the couple told them nothing had happened and everything was cool. i told them i saw her getting choked and that when i yelled at him to stop, he threatened me and i wasn't able to intervene at all and was afraid he was going to hurt her.

they asked if i wanted to file a complaint and i said fuck yes (reluctantly, sort of---lot to consider), so they radioed other cops to pick up the dude. i could tell the girl was pissed, but i am not about to let that go. i ignore selling loose squares, smoking, loud music and other noises (i.e fireworks, late night parties), and lots of other ostensibly innocuous shit, but doing that to a woman in broad daylight? WTF does he do in private?

I hope that, at the very least, you received a round of applause for your efforts.

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4552910)
I agree some of us suq the fux

Speak for yourself #notallmen amirite?

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4552913)
I hope that, at the very least, you received a round of applause for your efforts.

what an odd response. ur weirdly insecure.

don't get a 'tude with me for caring

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 10:42 AM

I don't know why you always have to throw my positive comments in my face like that. I wonder about you, sometimes...

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 10:42 AM

ANYWAY give Tim our best, and I hope all is well with you!

mxzombie 07-15-2020 12:44 PM

we high-fived

Joey Goldberg 07-15-2020 01:15 PM

oh my god thank you for bumping the page

SAYONARA ASSCHEEKS

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 01:42 PM

are you scared of butts?

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 01:42 PM

and i've been on a new page since 7/11

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie (Post 4552957)
we high-fived

like one single two-person clap

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 01:44 PM

Haha yes, agreed ******! Hope all is well and your studies are paying off. We'll have to plan on catching up some time soon. I truly miss our chats!

Joey Goldberg 07-15-2020 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4552970)
are you scared of butts?

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4552970)
are you scared of butts?

no, i just particularly wasn't fan of the one posted on page 76 of "You Know I'm Chat Thread" on the standard post-per-page setting

perhaps if i was using the "correct" setting I too would have been ridded of the butt much earlier, but alas, i keep the pages thick

Joey Goldberg 07-15-2020 01:49 PM

(unlike the aforementioned butt :beatup:)

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 01:55 PM

Really wish you'd stop body shaming me 😟

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 01:56 PM


Joey Goldberg 07-15-2020 01:56 PM

hmm, might have to look at my posts per page setting

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 01:57 PM

High five!

yo soy el mejor 07-15-2020 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4552978)
no, i just particularly wasn't fan of the one posted on page 76 of "You Know I'm Chat Thread" on the standard post-per-page setting

perhaps if i was using the "correct" setting I too would have been ridded of the butt much earlier, but alas, i keep the pages thick

yeah right ur only using 20ppp

Joey Goldberg 07-15-2020 02:46 PM

imma have to cut it to 5 after this debacle

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 03:14 PM


Joey Goldberg 07-15-2020 03:16 PM


FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 03:17 PM

The buttocks are Gramercy Park

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 03:17 PM

And the key?

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 03:18 PM

Yep, you guessed it.

FlamingGlobes 07-15-2020 03:18 PM

Took's father.


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