Whatcolor needs to calm down and get in touch with his feminine side. Maybe we could go to the hairdresser together and get matching perms?
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y0, i got a teacher who straight us assigned us partners for the quarter even though we're online. i just had my first interview with my partner and he is a very nice boy, but chatting like that in our homes felt way too intimate. nah'm sayin'?
he recognized me from another class, but i don't remember his face because i always sit in the front and never turn around. |
This is why I put up a plastic tarp directly behind me for videoconferences, like a hostage video
We're not friends, you don't need to know what my houseplants look like |
The digital tarp feature on Teams is pretty handy.
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lol wut
you'll just find any excuse to post at me, you don't even know what you're saying lol |
I think he might have a bit of a crush on you. Looks like my dad's got some competition!
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someone tell this fool to stfu since i can't
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actually i do have something to share!
have any of you been privy to the 'prank' going around where during the corona virus lockdowns, people have been texting eachother pictures of this enormous black man, who is a pornstar and is naked and has a titanic weiner? well it's happening. and he's being photoshopped into all sorts of clever settings too. THIS! this is nearly exactly what the whole deal with paul hem was. we were way ahead of the times here. paul hem was the future, way back in the early and mid 2000s!! |
whatcolor pls
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/googles coronavirus penis
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these kind of capture where we are at with the paul hem stuff
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also, it makes me really sad that the man in the picture everyone is sending around as a prank is dead. it feels disrespectful. let him rest in peace!
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i hope paul hem is alive
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shit i just pos repped y s e m by mistake
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quick someone neg rep me for this
do it lau-ren! |
so i'm on my video call group therapy thing for 'being a drunk moron' and i think it's derailed to the point where we're talking about if jesus can make people's arms grow back
so this is great |
Can Jesus make his own arm grow back?
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That trait's already been handed out to a variety of lizards, hasn't it?
Humans have their own character bonuses like head hair that just keeps growing. |
^That's pretty fuckin' lame compared to regrowing limbs
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Also, my hair stops growing at a certain length. I don't shave anymore, and I haven't had a haircut in years.
I wish I could grow a fuller beard, but whatever. |
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shelter in place, man. social distancing
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i feel most like a woman when i am engaging in hand to hand combat
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foofytook is sexist as hell thinking ladies can't be tough and ladies at the same time
he wants a babushka like his mother to iron his shirts and cover her ankles like worm |
Are you proposing?
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my upstairs neighbor (there's only one other apartment) kid is coming over later for a play date. i told the mom recently i'd be happy to help her daughter with homework or give her a break once in a while and she took me up on it. i saw the 7 year old over last weekend and she was blowing bubbles next me talking about how we need to get some snacks, watch youtube videos, and "chill". she thinks i'm so cool :cool: i bought some chips and am gonna get her to help me make cookies. we ain't watching youtube videos, though, cause she can do that at home. i'm tired already.
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did you stumble onto varg vikernes's compound?
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