but who gives funding for research on proving the earth flat?
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Flat earthers
He had a Kickstarter to build the rocket that failed miserably, getting only like a $100 for something that cost tens of thousands Then he announced he was doing it to prove flat earth theory correct and did a second Kickstarter, and this time nutters from around the globe put in money to fund it |
Never go to a flat earthers' cocktail party, even the champagne is flat.
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how about that Bernard Splanders
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Is Bernie Sanders a flat earther? If so, that'll put a good dent in the Trump vote.
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I’m exhausted. I got to bed at 12:45 and had to be up at 4:15am to get my kid ready for rowing. I went back to bed at 5:15 and slept till 7:00, and then had to get up and get my other kid ready for the school bus and get myself ready for work
Our whole family is just wrecked right now....two full time working parents feels like a recipe for burnout, damaged relationships and unresolved childhood trauma Which on the plus side, is what is on offer in our house, in any case, so this is just like a different flavour of it But still Why does motherhood just never feel good |
Waking up that early should probably lead to better outcomes than exposing your kid to organised rowing and the people it attracts.
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Nah they’re all good
Do you reckon I should be prepping him for CrossFit instead? |
That's what comes next!
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I get to see Wire and Spray Paint for free goddamn love me some SXSW (except for the 99% of bands that suck ass)
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you think if I catch both the shows Wire play for the festival, I might see Trots who proposed he was a major fan
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If you do, give him a big sloppy hug and then tell him to go fuck himself.
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Something tells me there'll be so many fedora wearers at SXSX that it'll be like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
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How weirded out would you be if you heard someone shout out your netphorian screenname in public?
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I'd run like hell because it would almost certainly be the FBI |
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IEatMyFeces?
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"Man, it was hard to find tickets for this at the last second — good thing I called [clears throat] 1-800-BUY-SEATS"
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and i had no idea who this was, not even after he told me his screenname. :( |
probably just someone singing along to la dolly vita, though that does not explain the bit about him telling you his screenname...
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Oh wait that might be me FUCK
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The fourth wall has been breached.
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so you're going to sxsw to see the wire?!
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I mean it's the best tv show ever probably so yes but wtf?
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Yo, String — where the fuck is Wolf Alice at?
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My uber rating just went from a solid 5 to 4.86 all of a sudden. What's the world coming to?
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you an Uber driver babez?
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Not in this economy.
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Is Uber an accepted thing in your turf?
Last time I was in Bs.As., it was this weird situation where the drivers would make you sit up front and pretend to be generic vehicle passengers to avoid potentially violent attacks from territorial gangster cabbies. |
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It was really difficult to act like there's just this turquoise glow emanating from the lower half of your face.
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I've entered a new level of Karenhood and made several online accounts to write negative reviews of a bad experience I had at a store today. Petty rage looks terrible on me, too.
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someone do a james lipton "in hell" thread!
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Just came across this verse in the SDA Bible commentary (lol) I am working on.
Proverbs 18:3 "When the wicked comes, contempt comes also." lolololol so true :D :D :D :cry: |
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