Taco Bell is amazing. Best fast food by a mile; best value, best choice, best flavor

Also if we're ever on the same continent we need to get TB and jam Pumpkins tunes

ur white, right?

about 3 weeks ago i had taco bell for the first time in close to 10 years and it was gross as i remember. the seven layer burrito was only one layer of runny shit and made for a floppy and mushy burrito with no texture (unless hershey squirts diarrhea is a texture). should've gotten the cheesy fiesta potatoes but i guess they stopped serving them over the years.

they don't even have 1 taco bell in cdmx because they know better. they have chilis and burger king, though.

and btw, why do you need to get TB just to jam?

i've eaten 13 tacos since friday

@_@

Has anyone ever told you that you're just too much fun sometimes?

I tried the Wendy's Baconator™ the other day and it was pretty good, but bigger than I expected. I had trouble finishing it and the fries.

taco bell fan alert ^

i don't think anyone's fooling themselves in a taco bell drive-thru thinking they're getting authentic mexican cuisine, but we're also not fooling ourselves that for $5 the boxes aren't pretty damn good

ur white, right?

i'm not white... i'm clear

I bet you guys didn't even eat your Taco Bell at a real jazz club.

it's not a question of its authenticity. it's just guhross.

yeah well so is drinking bongwater


but when your drunk as fuck at 2 in the morning and there's no other options...

but hey, knock yourself out! you can like taco bell if you want.

can, have, will

not eating taco bell is amazing tho

drunk bongwater at 2 am?

but i've got a stomach of steel

or whatever it is that keeps me from relating to people talking about their "fiery assholes" or what have you

hm

hm

they have Wendy's in brazil?

Yes, in São Paulo. There's also Starbucks, Taco Bell and KFC there.
At a convenient one and a half hours flight away.

there's a Halal Fried Chicken in my part of town

surely you've heard of the Celebrated Scandinavian Sikhs, though?

i dont know what you are talking about. what does that have to do with a grumpy cat meme??

There's a Brazilian Wendy's, Los de Wendy, a few blocks away from me

I don't know how to order anything there

more on that taco bowel

a friend that lives nearby told me that there is almost always an hour-long queue there, with as few as three people working there.

i bet you think you just "rocked" the bell

fool!

It is super lame when us foreigners visit the States and flood social media with snaps from Taco Bell as if it weren't the most mundane of activities that particular holiday destination can offer outside of paying off your privatised oxygen bills or whatever.

you no know how to read. i said the 7 layer burrito was 1 layer of hershey squirts diarrhea due to its texture.

my stomach and asshole were okay, though.

i wasn't talking about you, damnit! i was talking about all the folk who have told me (for reasons unknown, now that i think about it) about the state of their "hineys" post-eating

ooh oh the hineys buuurrrnn they buuuurrrrrrnnnn!!!!

Ram turned into fuzzy so quickly, we didn't even notice.

the fix is in boys

Careful, Ram will ban you.

The continuation of the "Ram is a mod" meme is one of my proudest achievements in life.

what is a "meme"

you better curtail that way of thinking quick before "Flaming Globes" is no more

the ram hammer... the rammer is unforgiving