guys i am sorry i did not realize i was this fellow boarder the whole time, i feel bad for deceiving you all for so long but i will be checking myself into the appropriate facilities today

and when i return, yes, i will be making an ama thread in which i a no a's

in my mind i'm EVERYONE

Love it! :)

Can we vote on which one stays?

Yes.

A. Slunken
B. Joey
C. FoolofaTook
D. FoolofaTook's Dad

do i have to start campaigning

Can you imagine losing an account with over 40k posts

Trots where r u

Yeah, he actually is. He also has a Mellon Collie shirt. He bought both t-shirts with his own money. I don’t think he listens to anything except that and Siamese Dream, though.

Not listening to ATUM that I know of. I had to look up what it was.

For the last 10 years, I have cared more about knowing what netphorians are up to, than what the smashing pumpkins are up to

I am flabbergasted by slunken and Joey Goldberg. That takes some very disciplined boarding

Whoever is behind both accounts much have:

1. Trained an AI on all of Mals Marola's posts, murdered Mals as soon as he made his 9,999th post, created an account under the name "Joey Goldberg," and then had the bot continue to post under this account in Mal's style

2. Looked at some crabshack posts, went "oh, I get the gist of it, I'm an asshole" and then proceeded to create a time machine to create the account of "slunken" and post in the style of crabshack before crabshack even debuted (this was the easier of the two, overall)

(Sorry slunk, couldn't resist that one. I'm just playin'.)

Who the fuck is crabshack

slunken is not joey goldberg.

joey goldberg is not slunken

crabshack was slunken

slunken was crabshack

My commitment to the truth is a strong as Jonathan's commitment to turtles. Do I believe JJ or Reprise? #GoldbergGate

Yes.

ned flanders is hot tho... great fashion sense and hairline

Also… have you seen him without his sweater?

Undercover Boss has pulled off better disguises than crabshack.

fucking ugly indeed

when you've been posting online for so long you become the character

this is billy corgan 101

no i do not run any anon accounts

wait, what am i being accused of?

lol this is me

THIS IS CRAZY. I ONLY STAND FOR BEAUTY, TRUTH, AND GOODNESS.

are you idiots that bored that you need to manufacture some drama?

is this some humiliation ritual?

do i have to make some statement where i'm like uh no idk who joey is but it's not me?

ugh this app stinks

What, the netphoria app?

no i thought i found an app that would let me dsiguise a number to let people call me