Thank you and bless you, my brother-in-Christ.

holy shit i just ate three bowls of lentils

watch out, world!

thought I was dead dead broke

found an ancient $10 Target Gift Card in my wallet that doesn't expire

hell yes

now why would Father John Misty do a thing like that?

Welcome to our newest member, JohnnyGet

:banging:

@FlamingGlobes WPC and 3EB are writing an album and touring together.

Wow. Jenkins and company really slumming it these days.

I kid, I kid. Billy should write songs with/for other artists more often.

Lover, I want something else to get me through this so strange kind of life.

is that supposed to be some kind of a joke?

(Come On) Let's Jump Off That Ledge, My Friend!

page from sol pais' diary:

Harvey Danger. Nice.

I looked up this sol pais person and, you know, I think she was maybe a little disturbed.

nice unabomber sketch

I think that's supposed to be Texas.

top right, chief

everything is quiet since you're not around
i live in the numbness now in the meadow (g)host ~~~~

I'm sorry, still seeing Texas.

Is it one of those 3-D poster things where if you stare at it long enough, you see The Unabomber?

Because I could never see the 3-D image.

I carry you around, in the background.
SHOW ME WHERE IN THIS CULTURE I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU!

Oh wait, I think I see it now.

Nope, never mind. Just Mr. Peanut.

that's avril lavigne

im taking my dog to get microchipped tomorrow. i saw a meme that said she is ten thousand times more likely to be returned to me after being lost if she is microchipped. poor floof gotta get injected with some zuck tech tracking shit but i guess its for her own good.

I got a new couch, after almost four years of sitting on a dumpy old loveseat I bought for $50 off of the old lady who lived in the apartment before me. It's soo comfortable and soo long.

Everyone should get a new couch.

lol true true

tommy and i bought a couch in 2012 for $25. still got it. although we just covered it with a slipcover.

how tall are you, fg?

guys, i'm really happy because on tuesday i got a job as a research assistant for a brand spanking new organization that is focusing on a two-generation approach to poverty alleviation (early childhood education combined with workforce dev., etc)

i applied via my school's job board and heard back two days later. we had what she called "a working meeting" (as opposed to an interview) and boom i had the job upon arriving. there isn't even a central office so i get to work remotely and when it's convenient - to an extent.

like, right now i just spent the last 4 hours working and now i get to go to the library and do homework until 5! i should probs just go to the library everyday and pretend it is my office. i'm pretty stinky right now and wearing an open robe, maroon shorts, a pink tank top, white socks, and blue slippers.

5"8'ish.

Why? Do you think I could use your slipcover as a snuggie?

That's great, but can we please not change the subject. We're supposed to be talking about my couch.

guys, took hasn't been online in like half a day

did he die?

working at home is awesome. i have a w2 job from home and do some self employment (mostly crowdsourcing projects) stuff. i only work at the store 3x a week now, and i might go down to 2. you need some discipline but i make just as much at home as i would make on my feet all day talking to people, often more. today i made $85 in about 5 hours. last week i had a $200 day in maybe 6 hours. i do have to hustle up the work a little but it's not too bad. it took some time to set it up like this but now that it's set it's pretty damn smooth sailing. and most of the time i can watch netflix while i work.

i mean it's not the best paying shit ever of course, and i'll make more once i settle down and try again to get a job in my field, but i can pay my rent and live and i got completely off disability. good enough for me for now.

aw

no!

Only in our hearts.

I have a question that I didn't want to make a new thread about: what is the website where you can put in a URL so that it doesn't give the website a page view count?

It's for websites you maybe want to read an article without giving them that sweet clickbait money. I thought it was something like donotclick or...?