Whatcolor needs to calm down and get in touch with his feminine side. Maybe we could go to the hairdresser together and get matching perms?

weren't you and julio gonna fight once?

y0, i got a teacher who straight us assigned us partners for the quarter even though we're online. i just had my first interview with my partner and he is a very nice boy, but chatting like that in our homes felt way too intimate. nah'm sayin'?

he recognized me from another class, but i don't remember his face because i always sit in the front and never turn around.

This is why I put up a plastic tarp directly behind me for videoconferences, like a hostage video

We're not friends, you don't need to know what my houseplants look like

The digital tarp feature on Teams is pretty handy.

And because all white people look the same, amirite?

lol wut

you'll just find any excuse to post at me, you don't even know what you're saying lol

I think he might have a bit of a crush on you. Looks like my dad's got some competition!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

no

what's not feminine about hand to hand combat?

hmm. that vaguely rings a bell. never happened though

We have fun, don't we?

someone tell this fool to stfu since i can't

:D

actually i do have something to share!

have any of you been privy to the 'prank' going around where during the corona virus lockdowns, people have been texting eachother pictures of this enormous black man, who is a pornstar and is naked and has a titanic weiner?

well it's happening. and he's being photoshopped into all sorts of clever settings too.

THIS! this is nearly exactly what the whole deal with paul hem was. we were way ahead of the times here. paul hem was the future, way back in the early and mid 2000s!!

whatcolor pls

8========D~~~~~~~

/googles coronavirus penis

these kind of capture where we are at with the paul hem stuff

also, it makes me really sad that the man in the picture everyone is sending around as a prank is dead. it feels disrespectful. let him rest in peace!

i hope paul hem is alive

shit i just pos repped y s e m by mistake

quick someone neg rep me for this

do it lau-ren!

so i'm on my video call group therapy thing for 'being a drunk moron' and i think it's derailed to the point where we're talking about if jesus can make people's arms grow back

so this is great

Can Jesus make his own arm grow back?

That trait's already been handed out to a variety of lizards, hasn't it?

Humans have their own character bonuses like head hair that just keeps growing.

^That's pretty fuckin' lame compared to regrowing limbs

Wouldn't be the first superpower Jesus cribbed from the lizards.

Quote:

Basiliscus is a genus of large corytophanid lizards, commonly known as basilisks, which are endemic to southern Mexico, Central America, and northern South America. The genus contains four species, which are commonly known as the Jesus Christ lizard, or simply the Jesus lizard, due to their ability to run across water for significant distances before sinking.

Also, my hair stops growing at a certain length. I don't shave anymore, and I haven't had a haircut in years.

I wish I could grow a fuller beard, but whatever.

So that's a no on the matching perms?