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Fonzie 01-25-2023 04:16 AM

Oldest Netphorian still posting?
 
Any idea? And why? Pumpkins been around for a while so gotta be some geezers about, surely.

MyOneAndOnly 01-25-2023 11:54 AM

oldest as in years since birth? Or oldest as in first to have joined the board?

ilikeplanets 01-25-2023 12:06 PM

There's not really anyone "young" here. I can only think of 2 posters under 25. And 3 more under 30.

topleybird 01-25-2023 12:19 PM

[Answering like I'm a Boomer on Amazon responding to a question on a product] Don't know, sorry

wHATcOLOR 01-25-2023 01:02 PM

i wonder if there are any netphorian grandparents. possible eve (see my recent baby aiden thread for no real answers on this). perhaps one of wally’s kids has a kid now?

MyOneAndOnly 01-25-2023 01:19 PM

I think that by birth year i may be the oldest still posting... or close to it. I'm only a few years younger than Billy

Fonzie 01-25-2023 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly (Post 4616030)
oldest as in years since birth? Or oldest as in first to have joined the board?

Actually, good point. Why not both?

mxzombie 01-25-2023 04:46 PM

this year marks 20 years of netphoria membership for me

Disco King 01-25-2023 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4616032)
There's not really anyone "young" here. I can only think of 2 posters under 25. And 3 more under 30.

I remember when I was one of "the kids."

I feel like I missed out on youth and will never get it back. I mean, if I commit a crime now, the news reports will say "this man broke into the zoo and released 132 rare frogs into the surrounding city streets," rather than "this boy br—oh look at him, he's just a boy, he doesn't know better." That feels weird. I still feel like a boy.

I should have committed more crimes and had more fun before the point where I'd be held entirely responsible for my actions.

topleybird 01-25-2023 06:38 PM

Is there maybe some way for you to contract Orphan or Benjamin Button disease? Or could you take on a ward and train them to do crimes instead of stop them? Like, don't just give up, use your head a little

topleybird 01-25-2023 06:39 PM

Have you seen M3GAN? Could you build a M3GAN? See? This is all just off the top of my head

Joey Goldberg 01-25-2023 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4616063)
I remember when I was one of "the kids."

I feel like I missed out on youth and will never get it back. I mean, if I commit a crime now, the news reports will say "this man broke into the zoo and released 132 rare frogs into the surrounding city streets," rather than "this boy br—oh look at him, he's just a boy, he doesn't know better." That feels weird. I still feel like a boy.

I should have committed more crimes and had more fun before the point where I'd be held entirely responsible for my actions.

don't feel too bad, "tried as an adult" is still a thing

ilikeplanets 01-26-2023 01:38 AM

I was counting you one as of the "under 30s", DK, so don't be too upset. Even if I'm wrong, which I don't think I am, clearly you still give that impression. Make of that what you will.

Ram27 01-26-2023 03:23 AM

when i fill out forms lately i have to select an age group that includes 35 in it. i don't like it

ilikeplanets 01-26-2023 03:58 AM

My healthcare provider makes comments about how I'm "at that age" to start worrying about things that I could previously ignore because unhealthy decisions don't typically kill young people. It's piper-paying time. Time to play an extended game of "is that a medication side effect or is this early menopause?"

ilikeplanets 01-26-2023 04:03 AM

There are no winners

Slurpee 01-26-2023 09:32 AM

I’m over 40 and I’m young for an OG Pumpkins fan

LaBelle 01-26-2023 09:46 AM

i'm 16 so it's not me.

MyOneAndOnly 01-26-2023 12:42 PM

LaBelle = Jailbait

Disco King 01-26-2023 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4616074)
don't feel too bad, "tried as an adult" is still a thing

True. My black ass was never going to be treated with kid gloves.

Disco King 01-26-2023 03:14 PM

Even the doctor just used clear gloves instead of the bright blue ones with Ninja Turtles on them.

Disco King 01-26-2023 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird (Post 4616066)
Is there maybe some way for you to contract Orphan or Benjamin Button disease? Or could you take on a ward and train them to do crimes instead of stop them? Like, don't just give up, use your head a little

Fuck yeah, I wanna be crime Batman.


redbreegull 01-26-2023 05:48 PM



how old are you?

old enough

old enough for what?

old enough to always feel this,
always old I'll always feel this

yo soy el mejor 01-26-2023 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle (Post 4616091)
i'm 16...

for the 15th time in a row!

:banging:

Raskolnikov 01-27-2023 01:04 AM

Isn't there somewhere on the site where you can see your date of registration? I must be 1999 or 2000 vintage.

ilikeplanets 01-27-2023 01:16 AM

Your user profile

ilikeplanets 01-27-2023 01:16 AM

You joined 23 years ago

Ram27 01-27-2023 02:19 AM

god, jesus, i was about to type 'that's how old i am' but then remembered i'm 26

covid-era lost time jumps are fucked

Cool As Ice Cream 01-27-2023 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raskolnikov (Post 4616177)
Isn't there somewhere on the site where you can see your date of registration? I must be 1999 or 2000 vintage.

mine's 2004.
i'm a n00b.

MyOneAndOnly 01-27-2023 12:31 PM

yeah but who paid for forum 9?


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