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FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 10:49 AM

Whatcolor needs to calm down and get in touch with his feminine side. Maybe we could go to the hairdresser together and get matching perms?

yo soy el mejor 04-09-2020 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 4537854)
should we arrange some sort of fist fight or combat tournament for members of this board once the quarantines are lifted? something like bloodsport

real violent. who's in?

weren't you and julio gonna fight once?

yo soy el mejor 04-09-2020 01:17 PM

y0, i got a teacher who straight us assigned us partners for the quarter even though we're online. i just had my first interview with my partner and he is a very nice boy, but chatting like that in our homes felt way too intimate. nah'm sayin'?

he recognized me from another class, but i don't remember his face because i always sit in the front and never turn around.

topleybird 04-09-2020 01:28 PM

This is why I put up a plastic tarp directly behind me for videoconferences, like a hostage video

We're not friends, you don't need to know what my houseplants look like

buzzard 04-09-2020 03:27 PM

The digital tarp feature on Teams is pretty handy.

FlamingGlobes 04-09-2020 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4537998)
he recognized me from another class, but i don't remember his face because i always sit in the front and never turn around.

And because all white people look the same, amirite?

yo soy el mejor 04-09-2020 03:40 PM

lol wut

you'll just find any excuse to post at me, you don't even know what you're saying lol

FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 03:43 PM

I think he might have a bit of a crush on you. Looks like my dad's got some competition!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

wHATcOLOR 04-09-2020 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4537957)
you got somethin' serious you want to share w/ the group, Paul???

no

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4537962)
Whatcolor needs to calm down and get in touch with his feminine side. Maybe we could go to the hairdresser together and get matching perms?

what's not feminine about hand to hand combat?

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4537997)
weren't you and julio gonna fight once?

hmm. that vaguely rings a bell. never happened though

FlamingGlobes 04-09-2020 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4538063)
lol wut

you'll just find any excuse to post at me, you don't even know what you're saying lol

We have fun, don't we?

FlamingGlobes 04-09-2020 04:04 PM


FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 04:05 PM

someone tell this fool to stfu since i can't

:D

wHATcOLOR 04-09-2020 04:06 PM

actually i do have something to share!

have any of you been privy to the 'prank' going around where during the corona virus lockdowns, people have been texting eachother pictures of this enormous black man, who is a pornstar and is naked and has a titanic weiner?

well it's happening. and he's being photoshopped into all sorts of clever settings too.

THIS! this is nearly exactly what the whole deal with paul hem was. we were way ahead of the times here. paul hem was the future, way back in the early and mid 2000s!!

FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 04:15 PM

whatcolor pls

yo soy el mejor 04-09-2020 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 4538088)
actually i do have something to share!

have any of you been privy to the 'prank' going around where during the corona virus lockdowns, people have been texting eachother pictures of this enormous black man, who is a pornstar and is naked and has a titanic weiner?

well it's happening. and he's being photoshopped into all sorts of clever settings too.

THIS! this is nearly exactly what the whole deal with paul hem was. we were way ahead of the times here. paul hem was the future, way back in the early and mid 2000s!!

8========D~~~~~~~

yo soy el mejor 04-09-2020 04:18 PM

/googles coronavirus penis

wHATcOLOR 04-09-2020 04:22 PM

these kind of capture where we are at with the paul hem stuff



yo soy el mejor 04-09-2020 04:23 PM


yo soy el mejor 04-09-2020 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 4538107)
these kind of capture where we are at with the paul hem stuff




wHATcOLOR 04-09-2020 04:27 PM

also, it makes me really sad that the man in the picture everyone is sending around as a prank is dead. it feels disrespectful. let him rest in peace!

wHATcOLOR 04-09-2020 04:28 PM

i hope paul hem is alive

FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 04:46 PM

shit i just pos repped y s e m by mistake

FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 04:46 PM

quick someone neg rep me for this

do it lau-ren!

Ram27 04-09-2020 07:08 PM

so i'm on my video call group therapy thing for 'being a drunk moron' and i think it's derailed to the point where we're talking about if jesus can make people's arms grow back

so this is great

Squish Squash 04-09-2020 07:15 PM

Can Jesus make his own arm grow back?

buzzard 04-09-2020 07:20 PM

That trait's already been handed out to a variety of lizards, hasn't it?

Humans have their own character bonuses like head hair that just keeps growing.

Squish Squash 04-09-2020 07:21 PM

^That's pretty fuckin' lame compared to regrowing limbs

Disco King 04-09-2020 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4538176)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Squish Squash (Post 4538174)
Can Jesus make his own arm grow back?

That trait's already been handed out to a variety of lizards, hasn't it?

Wouldn't be the first superpower Jesus cribbed from the lizards.

Quote:

Basiliscus is a genus of large corytophanid lizards, commonly known as basilisks, which are endemic to southern Mexico, Central America, and northern South America. The genus contains four species, which are commonly known as the Jesus Christ lizard, or simply the Jesus lizard, due to their ability to run across water for significant distances before sinking.

Disco King 04-09-2020 07:55 PM

Also, my hair stops growing at a certain length. I don't shave anymore, and I haven't had a haircut in years.

I wish I could grow a fuller beard, but whatever.

FoolofaTook 04-09-2020 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 4538081)

what's not feminine about hand to hand combat?

So that's a no on the matching perms?


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