this morning i was so bored at work, i started reading their religion/philosophy board. that was a bad move.

please post more O-board quotes
i don't dare go there to find the gems myself.

do mormons drink?

EDIT: BONUS - the guy's signature:

"Save me from the awful sound...of nothing"

Love is a bitch in the night that rapes you with a butcher knife. BANG BANG YOU'RE DEAD!

Cam: You've seen the movie Catwoman o_0 ?!
Me: LOL. Yeah, and I can't even use the "Halle Berry is hot" excuse.
Cam: Why, because of your intense gayness...?
Me: :o!!!!!!!!!!! My gayness is NOT intense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wet my bed
 

omfg lol the Health & Well Being board is a goldmine

there is a section where people can write stuff supposedly to the band though i doubt its ever been looked at. someone posted the following (presumably directed to billy)



"Hey,

I know some bands do this (like Umphreys McGee), but after a show you run and get in line to purchase a soundboard recording of that show. it's always going to be better than any other recording we find and we get the instant gratification of being able to listen to the show we were just at on the way home in the car. you get to make whatever profit of $15-$20 per show CD(s) offers you. plus, you could get a website where people could go and order any soundboard show from whenever you start this going forward.

sure, we know someone will put their copy online in many ways...but to have an actual copy from the source itself will be worth the money we pay for an original. it seems to work for other bands these days so i thought i would see if you guys had ever thought about that."

this moron obviously doesnt realise that burning cds takes time, and has never heard of livesmashingpumpkins.com, just shows how stupid and lazy most of the fans are.

I feel like I have to retract my compliment of that female's breasts
and rant a bit about her being kind of silly.

I have some self control though.

Woah, this guy has a forehead you could post a billboard on!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...i/P1010216.jpg
Check out this token gay guy
http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/boar...1281640761.jpg
Not only is this bitch ugly as sin..
http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/a...ruitFace/5.jpg
But she has the most retarded rants I've ever seen..
No one cares you fucking drama queen. I'll use an abridged version of that retarded quote that some other cunt from the o-board used on fuggo kahlo:

YAY I BELONG!!!

how old are these people are there actually teenagers listening to SP and being wanky like that like so many teenagers did before them 15 years ago or are these people in their late twenties and early thirties that still cling to this weirdo braindead toolbox culture

i mean if they're teens then they're just being shithead teens and it's fun to point and laugh

why are people so hard on kahlo i like his miserable slagness

of course, i am amused by barden

u should see him rile them up over on the fagboard
only a true douche could connect with them the way he does

hahaha

i think i was banned. i'm pretty sure i called someone a fuckhead at least once or something, probably at random

i remember cara patricia wanted me to mod, i should have taken it up haha that would have been fun (total disaster) but i should be doing something else

all of those mods are fucking retarded, in particular that stupid ugly black chick and that bodhisattva cunt

i remember i once asked a question and was threatened to be banned.. the question was answered all nicely on the page and i got a PM from that bodhisattva cunt who threatened to ban me if i asked any more questions about it or if i repeated the threat to anyone, almost like a pedophile does to a kid

now i just go there to see what really goes on in a chimpanzee's mind and turns out there's little more than people throwing their shit at each other.. it makes me LAWL

we still don't have a pic of rub_the_y

we have too many of you.. post more of ur gigantic neaderthal-esque forehead plzzz

hah i know, got a proper mouthful of abuse from some mong aka a mod for stating the obvious. then the fags praised me when i ripped it properly :think:

oi you cant tell peeps that without telling us what the original question was (i hope its not about that thief quinto)

^I can't even remember now, it was something to do with why billy makes lawsuits for everyone. I'd find the PM that that asshole sent me but they haven't activated the account for when the forum stopped linking with the official website. Bunch of fascists, take away my turn off air con switch wah wah

i like this guy you aren't new though

holy shit, check out this guy

http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/boar...1281747916.jpg
it is THE Simon Belmont

Go nuts kahole

LOL YOUGUYZARETHELULZ

You fugking twats got me logging in here to fucking troll
WTF

and hell yeah I typoed that motherfucking post
buzz post #1 on the whoria

fuck off you fugly slut
http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/y...lle2010035.jpg
a paper bag never hurt anyone.. or in your case, an entire garbage bag wouldn't either

no no no i want to see stupid posts. i'm ugly too but i'm not stupid! hahaha!

I don't have a problem with ugliness per se, some people are just born that way and there's nothing you can do about it. What I do have a problem with is ugly people parading their ugliness like some kind of trophy, oblivious or somehow deluded thinking they are attractive, and offending my eyes.

If you're ugly, fine, just don't post your damn picture on the internet and expect to be told how attractive you are, because there are assholes out there like me who will make threads on random forums just to make fun of you.

hahaha. mong. hahahhaa

Maybe they're just happy with who they are.

Exactly. And tbh I'd like to see her tits.

i want to be really rude about the photos of people posted, should i just be mean and let it all out??

i really think the oboard is a haven for the mentally ill

its a haven of the normal majority

???

but I totally want that mofucking bobblehead

O-Boarder.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4025/...d7af5a0abf.jpg

Discuss.

Shark eyes.

Terrible t-shirt as well. is she 12?
although that is not related to physical appearance.

Sharks are typically portrayed as having dilated pupils. It would appear that, quite possibly, you have gotten it the wrong way around.




Here's another O-Boarder, though he hasn't posted in many months. I always regarded him as The King of the Interwebs.

http://a.imageshack.us/img815/9051/k...einterwebs.jpg

Wow, she looks about 11. About time to start calling it the pedo-board