Name my solo artist name / name i can use for a band if i can someday get a band to
 

So the record is called beast wishes, which i wanted to use for the band/artist name but everyone i ever met says it sucks granny ass

So it's primarily performed on acoustic and vocal, but there are hazy shoegaze fuzz guitar and weird noises galore, and i might have to probably add my shitty two-fingered electro drum shit that i do when there's no drummers (there's no drummers) and if i do all that and go to all that troble then shit maybe i'll have to just go ahead and add some bass but maybe the bass could be interesting by doing fuzz bass under the acoustic

Anyway fuck u that's the idea for the sound

As for thematics here's some lyrics to the best two songs to give you an idea of the subject matter

"DO WHAT YOU WANT"
sometimes u gotta find new friends
is what the fortune cookie said
i woke up asking for what's next
you won't relate but that's alright

'cause i know what im about sometimes
im not free but i wont freak out
do what you want

somethings found its way to u
from lightyears and dust away
does that make your boredom seem sorta like a crime
were u born to wake up here

oh how's that joke go u told us
oh don't hold back
everybodies looking
for that slice of pie oh can u taste it
so im a stranger now
do what u want

i know what im about sometimes
im not free but i wont freak out
for that slice of pie oh can u taste it
so im a stranger now
ah yeah
do what u want

and then the other one that's probably the second besT:

"IN NOT OF"
clues that come to u in dreams
books that open up to things
that's the stuff that happens when
the haunted world wants to be your friend

the world is split into folks
that will stay in bed and that wont
a gas station coffee for your thoughts
door opens and we spill in
the humid cities do brim with
the breath of the men
and the women too

an endless bending toward the absent
u cant escape the local accent
yes im here but i dont buy it
in your world but want none of it
the trick is to lock up (vs unlock on 2nd chorus) your head
see how much u can keep in it
gaze upon the stars that twinkle (vs listen to the cars that whisper on 2nd chorus)
the city awake and then
you'll know

SOLO

CHORUS 2

when you're waiting for a ride
the laden time is not your own
the sky sometimes reminds u of
a potent sky u knew before
u know tomorrows a myth
caused by huge things that spins
the door thats still open
has never once closed
seems i said something wrong
guess ill tell u so long
and retreat to a few rooms
where i can be myself

Beavescrote

The Beavescrote

Nice, one vote for beaverscrotum

Other considerations:

The What Would Jesus Cru

Goblin Church

Grannyrub

How do i put music on the innernette so u can hear it for me

I like Beast Wishes & Goblin Church tbh

Tbh I feel like while "going goblin mode" is having its heyday (as well as plenty of other weird little goblin jokes), it's going to be replaced by "[some other animal/monster] mode" soon enough, and Goblin Church is going to seem dated. I do like the name tho

I have one of those Ace Doubles sitting next to me at the moment and I'm gonna suggest "Threshold of Eternity" or its tagline "All Time and Space Was Their Battlefield" (the other novel's name/tag aren't great)

Or the name I've always wanted to go with, if I suddenly developed some sort of musical talent: "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie" (Bill Watterson isn't gonna come out of retirement to sue your ass, I'm pretty sure)

Running 2 Pee

Beat me to it. Definitely Run2Pee, or Lil Runner.

Dammit

Forgot all about goblin mode. Was thinking more timeless like, actual goblin dookes headed to church, or like, look at the sexy old ladies all wrinkly/wizened into goblins, their backs of their ample butts flat from the hardwood pews

Little Runner's pretty good (Little not Lil, specifically, unless yer trying to actually join the Lil Legacy)

reminds me of Little Slugger from Paranoia Agent, but also, the sweet arts of Running 2 Pee & running 2 me

Mattias Roes

Kimani Shorter's Big Adventure

weast bishes

toddler boiz

peanut butter & jelly jam band

"my typology"

"gamecube piss"

Gamecube Guy

Guycube

Girlcube

Cubescrote

What do u jacklegs think of “The Still Stone”

i'm doing the best at this

/o/

My top 3 are

Weast Bishes
Kimani Shorter's Big Adventure
GameCube Piss

I'd also like to submit

I Ain't Sexting They Drop Me
Ppl In The USA (How Many??)
Gorilla Suit Date

Shoes Traveler?

Star Cows?

The Joke Cities
Give Me a Break
Thru the Backroads
More Than Cannada
So U Think Your All That

The Still Stoned, maybe?

Self of Steam is actually pretty choice

Mmmmm self of steam

Damn

That’s pretty fine

monte would sue the crap out of you