So like at work we have one little bathroom that we share. Sometimes I go in there and well I love these ladies to death I really do but it reeks like the nethermost midden heap of Calcutta. Its literally brought tears to my eyes yo. My guess would be that their latino diet so heavy on beans helps foster this miasma in their bowels.

i ain't no racist tho. us south slavs eat pasujl (chili) and kiseli kupus (sauer kraut) all winterlong so we too fart like lords of flatulence.

Took u should buy them some poo pouri for christmas they'll love u forever

Y'all ever spray some poo pouri? I am not affiliated with them in any fashion other than a regular every day fella who likes to hide the smells of his poo's

"A spray b4 u go & nobody will even ever know"

Combined with liberal flushing, it's truly changed my fecal/olfactory game

Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.

Just looka them bottles u love it u want it

promoting synergistic, holistic pooflow optimization

CREATING VALUES

Maybe 4 u but the ladies our dear took so painstakingly evoked are in need of some extra help

The employee bathroom where I work has an apple cinnamon air freshener that the ladies I work with use whenever they drop anchor. It always smells like somebody farted into a muffin whenever I go in there.

Drop anchor heh.

there's a bottle of febreeze but sometimes it isn't used. so i go in there gasping and gagging amd spraying febreeze like a madman and then further choking on the noxious. chemicals and rectal gases.

Men's poop smells like this, but women's poop smells like this

Know what I mean, fellas?

I've been so regular this week. It's been glorious. Twice a day. This must be what normal people feel like.

Ajde

Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?

I dare you to post a pic in this thread!

Hell, I dare anybody to post a pic of their recent shit

#MakeNetphoriaGreatAgain

I didn't even post in it until recently. Poop descriptions are only for sharing with loved ones. I don't really want there to be a lingering record of my bowel movements to ruminate on at this point in my life

I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon

I guess my posts in this thread are my way of saying I love all of you.

As have all of us

Let it be confirmed that i poop and also that they (the poops) look like demons

pics or GTFO

'bout that time again

for reference:

i had a ton of insoluble fiber yesterday so i'm just preparing myself. had a 2 earlier

yesterday I ate a huge gyro and some falafel. let's see where this takes us

I've been so regular lately that I'm worried I'm going to become known as "the guy who stinks up the employee bathroom at 10:20 every morning" at work.

i farted at work today (it was a combo sneeze/fart, is there a name for those?) but it was a total sbd but luckily we keep air freshener in the front office and i was able to grab it at the first sniff of yuck. generally it's for stinky customers. my coworker was standing right there and did not seem to catch on to why i used the spray

apparently the word is 'snart'

i wish there was a mute button for entire threads, this is embarassing

it is the shits recently taken thread, what did you expect

I actually said 'snart' aloud half a second before I saw it was your next post

shit happens

Hey Dr. Reprise I need to consult you on poop. As I've discussed here previously, I have a dysfunctional/sensitive digestive system and I get a lot weird shits and intestinal cramps and stuff. It usually comes in waves, like I will experience it every day for 2 weeks and then I will be fine for awhile. Last year the IRL doctor said I had IBS which I figured, and the hypothesis we came up with is that it is anxiety-induced.

However, I'm not so sure now. Over the last 6 weeks I have been feeling worse than I have in a long time, and drinking almost every night. But my stomach has been fine. Wtf? What else could be triggering this randomly and making it last for weeks at a time? That doesn't sound diet-related?

are you eating plants and i mean like 2-3 cups of plants a day at least, because i bet you aren't

My diet is mostly vegetarian. I eat fresh fruits and veggies every day :(

oh well i gues you'er dying

do you think I have the imaginary gluten disease

yes