Can you imagine Queen Guinevere ripping a fat one?

They powder their nose

no blood in the past couple days. or whenever i posted about it.

i am pooping way too often though, definitely some IBS action going on

poop poop poop

some things never change i guess

I poop a lot too. I think it's because of all the fruits and veggies I eat. Also the six to eight cups of columbian i drink to keep the indican somnolescence in bay.

At bay

jesus fuck

this is eulogy fuck

well i spoke too soon, lots yesterday.

i need to make an appointment with the doc for sho. but i slept all day today instead. tomorrow i have to get up at 4am to take my sister to the airport.

hopefully i have cancer

im having a colonoscopy and endoscopy done on aug 4

good luck today, reprise

Yes, wishing good news to your pooper

hi, thanks you guys

i had it done. i have inflammation all in my upper GI. suspected h. pylori. they took a biopsy.

all the blood is from internal hemorrhoids, after all. i cant believe that is what is bleeding so much but apparently it is.

i'm not happy with the doctor, he seemed to speak to me as little as possible and was not as clear as he could have been. but i don't question his ability to perform the procedures.

so that's it i guess. i was pretty cranky from the propofol and my stomach was killing me but now i feel back to normal, pretty much. well enough to drive home, and here i am

if you survive, it's 100% on me.

you're welcome.

Haha

...

:(

yeah that must have been a bad day

So I bought this Rainbow weed. Was like why is it called Rainbow? Then took (Whallah!) a hit and realized it tasted like hella fruit melting in mouth.

next morning took ( o yah) a rousing dump. and it smelled delicious like the rainbow ganja. for real. i was in shock. a pleasant shock

Toilet seems too small in childhood home.

That seems like the start to a very nice poem. Keep going.

Just had a nice relaxing one.

My hemorrhoid is starting to recede.

Comfortably Bum

I totally Bud Dwyer'd at work this morning. Farted in the middle of cutting a turd and the inside of the bowl looked like someone blew their brains out.

Hey man, nice plop.

Now that the poop's gone
And the air is all clear
Those who were right there
Got a sense of my rear

HEY DAD
WHADDYA THINK ABOUT YOUR SON NOW?

I hope that that angry young man eventually made peace with his father

I made a piece with your father.

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I assume you approve of all my messages.

Besides, it's really your dad's approval I crave.

I bet that's not all of his you crave.

;)

:erm:

oh

I have the best poops these days. At least one a day, no straining. ✌

This thread is a decade old.

I guess we're really straining at this point. Should wipe this thread from the board.

Then we can squeeze another one out.

In a pinch.

how corny of you to say so.

Are you poo-pooing my puns?