I got married and am moving to Mexico City!
 

Hey guys. Who is still here?

Life back in the USA has been rough for the 14 months since I returned.

1st apartment burned down, moved to Pittsburgh, have student loan debt piling up, earned a masters degree in literacy and reading education that is basically worthless (here), work a thankless minimum wage job in childcare, and live in a slummy apartment with rats...


I'm fleeing to Mexico City to work at the American School Foundation, teaching grade 1 and developing literacy programs.

My husband (as of 2 months ago) gets to be recognized as my spouse with full visa benefits because Mexico is all about gay marriage.

And I can bring my pug.

I am going to get so fat.

no one is here

by the way about that apartment fire did you let it go like you said you were going to or did you actually sue them. sounds like you just let it slide

The landlord installed faulty gas hookups (a washer was split, allowing a leak), said the fire marshall.

The landlord countered that no one could prove I did not "move and damage" the hookups, and claimed because I had signed a walk-through of the apartment (where we checked the burners did work at that time) I had signed away any responsibility from them. 2 lawyers agreed. We settled with letting me out of my lease shortly thereafter, heavily discounted rent on a new place for the remaining time, and a small sum of money to replace what I lost.

And You're still here! That's all the world needs.

so it's all your fault that the landlord is a douche

the system works

Don't get gunned down by a cartel, alright?

Also I don't know how you like having a job where you're the only adult in a room full of 6 and 7 year olds. More power to you though.

Yeah. I am in a "classroom" of 3 year olds right now. 16 of them.

I cant wait to be in a room without diapers and where the kids know how to eat and wipe their own asses.

I remember ya!

pics of you and husband or gtfo tho

Im probably stereotyping here but seems mexico city might not be a good place to avoid apartment with rats.


Anyway, congrats on the marriage thing.


I didnt know you were still around here. You used to be like 15 when i met you or something. Time goes by.

you are

it is the largest and most polluted city on earth so i dunno why this guy is like OH BOY I WANT TO LIVE IN MEGA LOS ANGELES yeah have fun with that shit

are you still holding on to peabody's derision of smokers?

Well that's why im stereotyping about rats. I just think super crowded and dirty....hmm...rats.


To be fair, live in any major city and there's gonna be rats everywhere around. Its all whether or not they can get through the walls of your apartment.

could you lay off of mentioning rats while discussing mexico.

no i'm not sure what you mean but mexico city is not filled with rats like it's some kind of bombed out remains of the third world but it is basically a place where smog has a personality

if you want to talk about rats, the "pinnacle" of the western world, NYC is famous for their population

so i dunno why mexico makes you think rats, because you know there's no rats in montreal or toronto or nyc or london

you fuckin dick

by the way JOHN HAROLD BOSNOR, THE CARTELS ARE KILLING PEOPLE ON THE BORDER, RACIST

but if you want to talk about air pollution, then mexico city is the world champ

i guess that is mildly racist.

Love how when you're away from Netphoria for a bit - then you return, with these positive feelings... make a kind post, and get either met with total indifference, dumped on, or get generally snarky responses. Ahh, Netphoria. Love ya. Gonna ride the wave of this place til the bitter, bitter end.

Oh i thought when I was speaking of rats everybody understood it was a term for mexican. I should have made that clear i guess.

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just kidding man. I don't have anything against spics. haha.

honestly why would you want to live in america at all

i have so much shame

is it too late in this thread to congratulate peebooty and how bout catholic mexico bein cool about gay dudes

they were also ahead of the ball with slavery

just something to think about

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Congratulations, pb.

america killed pretty much all of the indians. we win at genocide

also we enslaved people because of their color and created an "independent republic" because "all men were created equal" and the rules are literally "but some are more equal than others" and it's all a big clusterfuck of capitalist exploitation

i mean i'm just getting started here

but seriously an entire continent full of people, dead of white disease or white bullets

also guy fieri

by the way happy wishes to peabody and his groom to be

this existence is fucking ridiculous i'm just going to smoke drugs

peabody consider this insane thread a congratulations, netphoria style

Moves to Pittsburgh
Immediately moves out and heads to Mexico


:(

You're fucking stupid and you aren't funny.

Pittsburgh is pretty. Just not for me

And thank you netphoria. You warm my heart

And mexico city has really cleaned up its act in the last 10 years. The geography makes it super difficult with air pollution, but adding lightrails, tons more
Metro lines, metrobus, and electric trolleys has helped a lot

I cant wait to get rid of this awful car and never drive again

bang some hot mexicans for me why dontcha

thomas pynchon wrote gravity's rainbow in mexico city. so for that reason i would live there