I live in 4-6 (average 5.75) land with frequent visits to 7 town... This morning was a 5
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Oh man I just kicked off the new year with a 5.5. Not a good start. I feel like a pitcher who just gave up a homerun to the leadoff hitter. All I can do now is bear down and try to keep the game close.
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I had a type 4 and 5 going on yesterday....they were kind of alternating.
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2 days ago at work I crapped like a 15" type 3. It went straight down the hole and came to rest. When I pinched it it the top smacked the back of my sack as it flopped down against the porcelain. I was like wtf- and when I looked down I couldn't believe all that came out of me so fast. Took like 2 squeezes.
Also, this morning I rocked a type 5-- and a lot of it-- after eating my weight in real mexican last night. It burned a little from the pickled jalepeno I ate, but there was so much it formed like this loaf of bread looking concoction. Amazing. |
new year's day for me generally = beer shits and beer farts. I feel bad for anyone walking behind me.
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i just had a type one. NOT FUN. i ate a lot of cheese last night, so whatever.
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For most of my life I've been pretty consistently sitting in the 2-4 range. However, last year I started a course of medication which has me at 5 or 6 every time. I look foward to one day reattaining the lower classes.
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A couple of days ago, I had a naked pre-shower #3 shit.
Nothing to it, just sat down, BAM, done, wipe, flush, shower. A |
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just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand
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type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?
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lower!
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Just evacuated a dark purple Type 1-3 hybrid. C+. |
So who here has dropped a bright green shit before?
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it happens to me regularly during the month of march.
mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist. |
3 fiery # 6s this morning. One beer and some spicy sweet chili doritos have royally messed me up. Damn you stephen colbert for getting me hooked
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I like number 2s as they are often what I refer to as immaculate defecation ie you drop a deuce and then when you wipe there is nothing to be found on the TP. It's a miracle!
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guys i love you all and i love this thread / somewhere HOODY's ears are burning
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I took a poop a week or so ago that suggested that either I can't digest onions or that I have a tapeworm. I have had them before (the onion looking things). I think I will just ask the doctor for a blood test when I go for my checkup. They don't cause any real damage except vitamin deficiency and WEIGHT LOSS! woot.
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For all the girls out there, you guys ever get the period poops...???
Iknowgrossamiright I swear though, it's bullshit, it makes that week far more worse then it definitely already and obviously is. |
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I might have worms guys!!! how gross would that be! too much sushi?
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Just dropped an absolutely beautiful #3. Not at all what I was expecting but hey I'm not complaining, it was a great way to start the day.
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You people are gross.
That is all, carry on. For some reason I can't stop reading this thread anyway. |
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my periods only last like 1.5 days so I dont know what period poops are
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oh. I like those. I have issues with 1-3
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I think my intestines have a larger diameter than my butt
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I don't ever gush blood though reprise, you must have some heavy periods. =( Sorry.... Sounds like your shit is much more intense than mine. Poor girl! |
this thread is beginning to give me rigor mortis in my pants
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Blood and shit gives you a stiffy huh?
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yours doesn't?
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