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Yeah, no shame calling the police on that person. Hopefully the woman will get to the point in life where she realizes you helped her instead of resenting you for "getting in her business."
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i was reading this book and it gave me this existential crisis that if i never had a crush on anyone, i’d have a degree and a job and shit by now
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Don't worry. I'm sure you would have found some other way to mess up your life if not for the girl.
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Haha, I'm just busting your chops, kid. You're all right.
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So, I'm gallumphing about in my blue short shorts on my evening perambulations when I come across three generations of family: a grandma, mom, and daughter. As I pass at double the social distance, the child loudly declares, "He looks like a girl."
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^ it's because you preach against oxford commas, then use them "willy nilly" in posts like the one above
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at work they made me tie up my hair cause some corporate guy was coming in
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You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby
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Yes it is the burden of women not only to suffer the torturous pains of birthing every last living man child, but also, later, to undertake the monumental (and oft futile) task of teaching some other mothers babyman how to be psychological adults before dating him
And then, if they’re lucky, they get to enjoy the sweaty weight of a panting man, and later suffer the holy gory bloodbath of birthing the next babyboy What im trying to say i guess is that it’s ladies night oh wata nite |
I agree some of us suq the fux
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don't get a 'tude with me for caring |
I don't know why you always have to throw my positive comments in my face like that. I wonder about you, sometimes...
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ANYWAY give Tim our best, and I hope all is well with you!
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we high-fived
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oh my god thank you for bumping the page
SAYONARA ASSCHEEKS |
are you scared of butts?
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and i've been on a new page since 7/11
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Haha yes, agreed ******! Hope all is well and your studies are paying off. We'll have to plan on catching up some time soon. I truly miss our chats!
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perhaps if i was using the "correct" setting I too would have been ridded of the butt much earlier, but alas, i keep the pages thick |
(unlike the aforementioned butt :beatup:)
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Really wish you'd stop body shaming me 😟
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hmm, might have to look at my posts per page setting
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High five!
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imma have to cut it to 5 after this debacle
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The buttocks are Gramercy Park
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And the key?
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Yep, you guessed it.
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Took's father.
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