You would get along very well with my brother

As for me and my cats, we will continue to go outside, off-leash

The cat I mentioned above is now 17 and still likes going outside. She goes outside every day. I would pay to see you trying to get a harness on her

Honestly this is like asking how did we move from coffee grinders to coffee grounds

oh boy here we go

i had a dream last night that i was playing with a little baby kitten for a long time

then my mom walked by the window and i pretended to be asleep

then i was at a concert

what mean?

That you're a teenager

lol i'm telling

Hey, I was gonna suggest it was an Oepidal thing, but didn't want to be rude

Very based. My mom lost 2 last year to (presumably) hawks. Then 8 months later a perfect little fun kitten comes robot-bouncing up to the door and SHE TOOK HER TO THE POUND.

I don't think she wants her heart broken again.

That's why I'm dreaming about kittens. I got to play with it for a day. Wore the fucking thing out. Just an insane ball of energy.

Left the dumb little no-brain in the basement sleeping on a sheet of leather, an hour or so later it comes upstairs, spots me sitting in the easy char, and makes a wild leap (totally vertical - all 4 claws out), hits the box fan, the box fan falls, kitten runs away.

IT WAS CHAOS!

Billy Corgan is at my workplace right now

not joking

any question requests?

Who dresses him

What's his Netphoria username?

Also, why is he at a McDonald's?

got a photo with him

asked him about the Machina reissue

he was really nice

what did he say about machina?

did he punch you?

post the photo!

yea without a photo i would have kept this one in the chamber

I pronounced it ma-shee-na for those wondering

he said it's all ready to go, he just can't get it pressed

damn you're really just lying to kick it

show just ended here at the Moody Center

pretty fucking good cant lie

actually don't want to share too much in case he actually reads this

a lot of other posters would have made much better use of the opportunity

I was 14 again in that moment

What's the big secret? Reads what? That some dude took a photo with him and asked him about the Machina reissue, and a few forum users asked some dumb questions? Doesn't seem worth any concern by any party. Is there more to it??

Did you guys kiss? Did he smell like hospital antiseptic??

i would actively ignore bolly if i saw him in public. and don't worry, you've shared enough!

So I'm trying to figure out how to do beach waves with my curling wand. These tutorials must be for people with 3 hands. I have given up and just straightened it instead several times now. Any hot tips?

I asked my hairdresser how to control my curls and she told me to buy a diffuser and it gives me a jerry curl

me: NO NOT LIKE THAT

when i got a curling wand, i used it on one piece of my hair before realizing i could not and would not ever do my whole head, so it's stored away with my curling iron. have you tried some ubiquitous youtube tutorials?

i found a toni and guy hair cutting tutorial for curly haired dudes that i used on tommy. the video was 9 minutes but i paused and rewound so much that it took me close to an hour, but he looked sharp.

my hair is just sort of wavy on some days. i use this if i don't airdry.

Yeah, I've been all over YouTube trying to copy them. But instead of a wave, it always comes out with one large crimp right in the middle. I must not be twirling it right.

I have natural loose waves, but with that Jewish girl frizz, so I just straighten it 90% of the time to keep it sleek (plus an entire handful of conditioner 3x weekly). But I recently cut about 5 inches off and want that medium length textured beach look. For having long hair most of my life, I've only mastered about 5 styles. I need to learn more so I can style my girls' hair in ways beyond ribbons and pigtails, and do more with mine besides down, up, half down half up, and braids.

Nothing I hate more than a messy, top knot bun. I can't be friends with those women.

most girls with those messy knots work v hard on them. boys spend a lot of time showing they don't care in other ways themselves.

my go-to is using butterfly clips or bobby pins on my hair when it's down. i only wear my hair up to workout.

Oh and headbands but certain ones can dig into the back of my ears and give me headache

I can never wear headbands because I always have too many different layers in my hair and they are not meant to be pushed back, because they'll just go sideways instead.

And I do realize the messy bun is an intentional choice, but I think it looks ugly right on the top of their head. If you're gonna project to the world that you don't care, they have leopard print sweatpants for that.

So…I was promoted at work. It was an internal hiring process and a handful of candidates applied and I was chosen.

Now I kinda feel like Liz Truss. Like nobody really wants me there and I’m about to make a set of disastrous decisions.

I’m not used to anyone choosing me for anything. I entertained the thought of turning it down

Try feeling the exact opposite of that

Congrats!

i bought a pair of suspenders for work i'm about to be that guy fuck i'm already that guy

Might as well give up now and get the overalls

I'm asking my boys if they make me look like a Nazi or a Peaky Blinder and I've gotten nothing but "yess" fuck my life

THEY'RE FOR WORK!!!!